Your Death Captain | ERP Account
techheadofthefort.bsky.social
Your Death Captain | ERP Account
@techheadofthefort.bsky.social
~Just Doin' My Part~
#HelldiversRP #LewdRP #SCIFIRP
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July 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
|| WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARES IS THIS BUILD-
June 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
|| Rest my friend
June 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
|| Who liked that response-
June 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Now you just straight up look like you're from a manga created on one of the colonies."
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Not gonna lie, you look like how I thought the SEAF guys would look like."
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"You look like you could repair my broken shit with a sweet southern accent that'll get me hard."
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Your helmet looks like I can see my own fucking future with that plate on, god damn-"
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"You look like what the Arctic Rangers would look like if they were green.

And not at all made for infiltration/scouting."
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Now you guys. . .What do you mean you made a medium and small sized flamethrower? WAS THE NORMAL ONE NOT ENOUGH FIRE FOR YOU!?"
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[cough]"acab"[cough]
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Least these guys'll fight for a bit before running off with their Parade Commanders."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Why? Why do you guys always have to smell like tobacco?"
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Call me old fashioned or something like that, but I doubt whatever ya'll did warrents BEING A LIVING GRENADE OR CARRYING AROUND A FUCKING N U K E ON YOUR BACK-"
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"These guys not only know how to find you at all times, hence the name Bloodhound, but also apparently if you scratch the armor your DNA could get unspooled."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I will kill you if you get near me."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Not only are these guys good at fixing your broken shit, like a mech, a car, your guns, but they also know where to f i n d said shit."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Once heard a Jaguar slit the belly of a bile titan with a throwing knife. Had to double check the guys mental state if he was bullshitting me."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"G r e e n h o r n s. And I mean that both affectionately and derogatory."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"If you don't see a bloodhound near a truth enforcer, you'll see one of these guys nearby."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Shame I never got to meet the Honor Guard. Heard those were really stubborn bastards."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"STOP SOLO DIVING, WE CAN GET MORE SHIT DONE AS A SQUAD YOU DUMB FUCK-"
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I'm more than willing to give that physician another physical, he was really flexible for a virgin~"
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"All I know is that these guys operate entire flotillas of Super Destroyers. You'll probably see them on ship bridges commanding in space battles."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"T H E biggest fucking cowards I have ever met. I doubt they are even a Helldiver."
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM