Bean 🇺🇸🇻🇪
LightNews LightNews
banner
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Bean 🇺🇸🇻🇪
@techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
99 followers 67 following 2K posts
Technologist/Bassist in the US Northeast. Openly #GenX #ArepaPower #StayWoke #DEI #VOTE #TheTruthMatters #NoKings #Venezuela

Note, this account is bridged to BlueSky […]

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mstdn.social/@TechBean, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Posts Replies Media Videos
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
How many teeth can I fit on my helmet?

#strangersdeepthoughts
#HashtagGames
#theacolyte #darthteeth
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Never fall in love with an alternate universe version of you. It never works out.

#charactersdatingtips
#HashtagGames
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Beware of aliens with odd eating habits.

#charactersdatingtips
#HashtagGames
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@mattmaison

Found this on the Book of Face.

#NFL #gbvschi
An image of the Chicago Bears logo. The title at the top says, "Chicago Bears fans watching their team every game this season." Below the logo is a timeline split in two parts. For the first 80% of the timeline it says, "I hate this goddamn team so much". For the last 20% it says, "OMG!!"
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@jerasikehorn.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@kenwhite.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@leahmcelrath.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@charlesgaba.com

This could've used a content warning. 🤮
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@everton137

Congress is more likely to impeach someone over it. And the chances of that?
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Dear Santa, can we finally get a decent pass defense in DC? It's been so long.

#dalvswas #HTTC #takecommand #raisehail #commanders #cowboys #NFCEast #NFL
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
When your kids truly know you.

#Christmas #merrychristmas #DoctorWho #joydivision
31 DVD set of Doctor Who TV episodes spanning the 9th through 12th Doctors A black T-shirt with straight white parallel horizontal lines. It says, "Damnit I ironed my Joy Division shirt"
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
I asked about renewing #HowTheUniverseWorks and received this:

Thank you for taking a moment to share your comments with us.

It’s feedback like yours that provides the most direct and meaningful insight into how our content is being received. Please know that […]

[Original post on mstdn.social]
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Absolutely bananas. Bears now just need a FG to win it.

#gbvschi #NFL
#nflrefereeingisbroken
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@emarktaylor.bsky.social

This is what happens when you give AI all the decision-making power.
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
The lies flowing free.

#USpol #gaslighting
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@kenwhite.bsky.social

Raise your hand if you knew who this was about before clicking the link.
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Sophie's Choice

#mashupchocolateandfilms
#HashtagGames
Cadbury Sophie chocolate bar
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Periodic reminder to fellow sports fans who watch on YouTube or YouTubeTV. On smart TVs you will likely see an option to set your broadcast delay to decreased. This saves about 15 seconds of buffer time off the live feed.

#NFL #YouTube #youtubetv #broadcastdelay
Photo of the YouTube app on a Samsung smart TV. On the right is the settings menu showing Broadcast Delay set to Decreased. On the left is an image from the Washington Commanders vs. Minnesota Vikings game today.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
This character's full name will always make me smile. (See alt text for context.)

#superman #DCU
Otis Berg from Superman (2025) Bald African American man wearing a headset and black long sleeve shirt that says Luthor Corp Lex Luthor's plan for Costa del Lex after California sinks into the ocean. Teschmacher Peaks (with an image of two mountain peaks resembling breasts) Marina Del Lex Luthorville OtisBuRG (with the s written backwards) From Superman (1978)
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
I don't remember where I found this, but it still makes me laugh every time.

#dadjokes
Title: The Final Boss of Dad Jokes Knock knock!! Who's there? Hike Hike who? Unsuspecting son, Dad waiting with baited breath, Sets the perfect trap.
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
@davep @jerry

Ngl, it took me way too long to process the MIB reference.
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
My fantasy season in a nutshell.
Zay Flowers fantasy football stat line with 4:12 left in tonight's game. 2 receptions and 5 yards for 0.5 points. Not shown, 1 fumble.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
"En El Séptimo Día" - Soda Stereo

#NowPlaying #Music #sodastereo
Album cover for Soda Stereo El Último Concierto Current track playing is "En El Séptimo Día"
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
IYKYK 🇻🇪

#chocolate #toronto #Venezuela
Photo of Savoy Toronto chocolate covered hazelnuts from Venezuela.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
techbean.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Been playing the four string more recently. There are some songs that just need the extra space between the strings (especially since I'm finally learning slap), and this thing resonates like nobody's business.

#basstodon #bass
A photo of two electric bases. A 5-string Fender p base and a 4-string Fender jazz Bass.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM