Frances Badger
@teatime4frances.bsky.social
Retired writer and active misanthrope.
Petty here: after you've packed your stuff out to your car, wait until he's on the toilet. On his computer where he's supposedly logged in to work but is f'ing around with his games, message his boss on his work email, tell the boss how he basically wastes 4 days/week of company time. Leave quickly.
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Petty here: after you've packed your stuff out to your car, wait until he's on the toilet. On his computer where he's supposedly logged in to work but is f'ing around with his games, message his boss on his work email, tell the boss how he basically wastes 4 days/week of company time. Leave quickly.
"fRaUd!" the fucker yells, while stuffing hundreds of millions of dollars in sales of pirated Venezuelan oil into private offshore accounts.
January 20, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"fRaUd!" the fucker yells, while stuffing hundreds of millions of dollars in sales of pirated Venezuelan oil into private offshore accounts.
hurr something something catch fish something ask fishermen (because the first rule of PUAs is Women Must Be Compared To Something They're Not).
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
hurr something something catch fish something ask fishermen (because the first rule of PUAs is Women Must Be Compared To Something They're Not).
The Gestapo was totally different, man! Instead of arresting the workers in Mexican restaurants after dining there, they arrested workers in Czech, Polish, and kosher restaurants.
January 20, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The Gestapo was totally different, man! Instead of arresting the workers in Mexican restaurants after dining there, they arrested workers in Czech, Polish, and kosher restaurants.
Dear Denmark Military...
January 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Dear Denmark Military...
Gosh there must have been a lot of internal injuries.
January 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Gosh there must have been a lot of internal injuries.
Eh, they should be taxed no matter what.
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Eh, they should be taxed no matter what.
Gold-painted lead medals that have a Latin burn like "Senex stultus et pudefaciens" molded on each, threaded onto underwear elastic that looks like fine grosgrain ribbon from.a distance.
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Gold-painted lead medals that have a Latin burn like "Senex stultus et pudefaciens" molded on each, threaded onto underwear elastic that looks like fine grosgrain ribbon from.a distance.
I wish we had Aldis around here. We don't in the PNW. I shopped in one in Berlin and thought they were fabulous.
January 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I wish we had Aldis around here. We don't in the PNW. I shopped in one in Berlin and thought they were fabulous.
I was thinking he probably overindulges in those testosterone supplements from right-wing AM radio ads.
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I was thinking he probably overindulges in those testosterone supplements from right-wing AM radio ads.
Wishing Chad unwelcome consequences from both.
January 18, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Wishing Chad unwelcome consequences from both.
It won't be the end. We know this because he's done worse to Venezuela,with apparent impunity. His cult offers Schrödinger's approvals ("He's only joking"/"he's brilliantly holding NATO to account and defending the West") depending on how threatened they feel by the weak breeze of condemnations.
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 PM
It won't be the end. We know this because he's done worse to Venezuela,with apparent impunity. His cult offers Schrödinger's approvals ("He's only joking"/"he's brilliantly holding NATO to account and defending the West") depending on how threatened they feel by the weak breeze of condemnations.
Okay, but I'll need to see a pic of the latchwork.
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Okay, but I'll need to see a pic of the latchwork.
😞 Increasingly, we do it in unconscious ways, including autoimmune disorders. Gosh, if only we'd just mow down spaces full of innocent people, we'd feel so much better.
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
😞 Increasingly, we do it in unconscious ways, including autoimmune disorders. Gosh, if only we'd just mow down spaces full of innocent people, we'd feel so much better.
As a solo, middle-aged woman, I have had many times when I felt no one cared. It's never once occurred to me that someone else needs to "pay" for this. I can't parse this mindset.
January 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
As a solo, middle-aged woman, I have had many times when I felt no one cared. It's never once occurred to me that someone else needs to "pay" for this. I can't parse this mindset.
They just want poor Americans to experience an Ozempic meal.
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
They just want poor Americans to experience an Ozempic meal.
Remember, nothing tastes as good as being poor feels.
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Remember, nothing tastes as good as being poor feels.
Yes but it was purely hot-sauce related.
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Yes but it was purely hot-sauce related.
Riley Gaines: If you don't have our "credentials" you can't compete in our league
Also Riley Gaines:
Also Riley Gaines:
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Riley Gaines: If you don't have our "credentials" you can't compete in our league
Also Riley Gaines:
Also Riley Gaines:
Former hiring manager here. Narrow the "culture fit" definition to "matched ambition to please customers and simplify their lives" and that's it. Otherwise you risk a biased filter that seeks out hires who are vaguely like you, but not in a way that helps your team make good things.
January 16, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Former hiring manager here. Narrow the "culture fit" definition to "matched ambition to please customers and simplify their lives" and that's it. Otherwise you risk a biased filter that seeks out hires who are vaguely like you, but not in a way that helps your team make good things.