🎅🏾🧑🏾🎄Black Lisa Simpson🎄
@teasms.bsky.social
Unfriendly Black Hottie. Detroit sports fan. Horror fan. Finding joy out of spite. Pls send book recommendations. 😛
Pinned
The Pistons are first in the east right now, and I think it’s the first time since 2008.
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Ryan Coogler said part of his influence for making Sinners was a childhood love for the Disney movie “Luck of the Irish” and let me tell you…he is so real for that.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ryan Coogler said part of his influence for making Sinners was a childhood love for the Disney movie “Luck of the Irish” and let me tell you…he is so real for that.
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While people talk about making room for redemption for Nazis, Elon's pappy was saying this on CNN. No one batted an eye. We are here because Confederates were not tried & convicted for treason and Afrikaners got truth and reconciliation commissions.
youtube.com/shorts/jzH18...
youtube.com/shorts/jzH18...
Elon Musk’s dad: ‘we never saw’ oppression during apartheid
YouTube video by CNN
youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
While people talk about making room for redemption for Nazis, Elon's pappy was saying this on CNN. No one batted an eye. We are here because Confederates were not tried & convicted for treason and Afrikaners got truth and reconciliation commissions.
youtube.com/shorts/jzH18...
youtube.com/shorts/jzH18...
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the nba acting like they’re not the part of the problem is killing me.
every sports org either needs to ban sports gambling in totality or shut up. they literally made sports gambling popular they advertise for it.
every sports org either needs to ban sports gambling in totality or shut up. they literally made sports gambling popular they advertise for it.
BREAKING NEWS: The NBA has asked multiple teams, including the Los Angeles Lakers, to hand over documents and other property as part of its investigation into illegal sports gambling, six league sources told The Athletic.
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the nba acting like they’re not the part of the problem is killing me.
every sports org either needs to ban sports gambling in totality or shut up. they literally made sports gambling popular they advertise for it.
every sports org either needs to ban sports gambling in totality or shut up. they literally made sports gambling popular they advertise for it.
I want to relax my hair so badly 😭 I won’t but still
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I want to relax my hair so badly 😭 I won’t but still
It’s been almost 3 weeks on the omnipod and I like it a whole lot better. Only downside is needing it to be on the same side as my Cgm.
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s been almost 3 weeks on the omnipod and I like it a whole lot better. Only downside is needing it to be on the same side as my Cgm.
@kijibwa.bsky.social I want to make something clear to you, you don’t dictate wtf I joke about, diabetes or otherwise, sweetheart. You’re not that important. No one gives a fuck what jokes you like. ❤️
I want to make something clear to the person shall not be name, You can't be telling diabetic joke and how am I suppose to know that you're diabetic? Non diabetic people usually jokes about diabetes. I don't like diabetic jokes for a very good reasons.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@kijibwa.bsky.social I want to make something clear to you, you don’t dictate wtf I joke about, diabetes or otherwise, sweetheart. You’re not that important. No one gives a fuck what jokes you like. ❤️
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I would like to know why it seems as if millennial Black men stopped wearing their earrings! I don’t see them much anymore
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I would like to know why it seems as if millennial Black men stopped wearing their earrings! I don’t see them much anymore
I need to put up the rest of my Christmas decisions this weekend. I don’t want to take my little ghost face off the fireplace mantel so ima give him a Santa hat
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I need to put up the rest of my Christmas decisions this weekend. I don’t want to take my little ghost face off the fireplace mantel so ima give him a Santa hat
I miss Blake on this team omg
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I miss Blake on this team omg
LMFAO I hate football
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
LMFAO I hate football
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I keep tryna warn y’all. We should be VERY scared. The kids can’t read (or do any of the many skills that come with reading)
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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“North Carolina is not the South”
Oh ok.
Oh ok.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“North Carolina is not the South”
Oh ok.
Oh ok.
Yall are talking about what states are south again. Pls rest
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yall are talking about what states are south again. Pls rest
It’s dark as hell outside
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s dark as hell outside
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November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Someone said the next step in these files will be pics and I beg all of you to not share that shit if it happens
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Someone said the next step in these files will be pics and I beg all of you to not share that shit if it happens
That ball touched the ground but SURE
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
That ball touched the ground but SURE
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This stat about Steph Curry’s popularity:
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This stat about Steph Curry’s popularity:
How tall is this woman?
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
How tall is this woman?
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I’m going to be hearing Kevin Harlan screaming “Wembanyama!“ in my head for weeks
Counting my basketball blessings that we get to watch Steph and Victor Wembanyama in real time with Kevin Harlan narrating.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I’m going to be hearing Kevin Harlan screaming “Wembanyama!“ in my head for weeks
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That boy isn’t fair
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That boy isn’t fair
Why are orcas so violent omg
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why are orcas so violent omg
This Minnesota court should be illegal!
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This Minnesota court should be illegal!
Pistons win again 🤸🏾♀️
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Pistons win again 🤸🏾♀️