The least dexterous option (and likely a curse of some sort), making stickies when *anything* makes friction with your privates

qWq Never. Update. Anything...

Gosh~ If I left you in a desert, somehow you'd end up as a pampered Maractus or something!

Oh nothing, don't pay it any mind~ Just sit near this cave for a while and let the nice vista wash over your brain for a few hours, you'll find in due time your affection for the Pokémon walking ... perhaps even waddling ... around will grow immensely all of a sudden!

Something tells me you wouldn't mind such a fate too, crinklepants <3

If that trainer wasn't absentmindedly staring into space, they'd never get the chance to snoof up human butts and turn THEM into diapered Rockruffs too ~!

This one is a favourite of mine, regression in tow with drowsiness is so button pushy to me! Mind stirred exclusively by warm cuddles and thick sockies, laundering off any big thoughts to bigger kids, as it should be~

I'm certain you'd handily outrank her in being a silly twirly baby, endlessly flaunting herself to ex-trainers, future playmates daring to challenge her~ Maybe you'll get a frilly tutu for your ditzy troubles

Getting together a bunch of hypnoti- ... "swooned by passion" cheerleaders to encourage you! (All diapered and with eyes totally polluted with pink swirlies, for some reason)

My gosh ♥︎w♥︎... Tails was my first crush ever, so this is like having my buttons battered like that one time Morgana got button bashed in P5

This idea is very hard to communicate and perhaps deserves a long story...

Gosh I've been thinking about the "scribbling on anything" part for the whole day >w<~
She finds it so unwieldy, her arms, so an employee will sigh at the detailed loaned highchair covered in total chicken scratch

Anyone who farms KF is destined to be stapled on there someday x)