I'm about to go vroom vroom In this bitch.
June 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm about to go vroom vroom In this bitch.
status: laying in bed, listening to sad music on my coby mp3 player crying.
June 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
status: laying in bed, listening to sad music on my coby mp3 player crying.
*looks at dog doing something weird* Heh, dogs are weird! *scratches ass, sniffs hand*
June 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*looks at dog doing something weird* Heh, dogs are weird! *scratches ass, sniffs hand*
*slaps big ol' belly with fly swatter just to feel something* nobody understands my pain...
June 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
*slaps big ol' belly with fly swatter just to feel something* nobody understands my pain...
"Oomf", what the hell even is that? That sounds like the noise you would make when you bump into a wall, not what you call your friends.
June 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Oomf", what the hell even is that? That sounds like the noise you would make when you bump into a wall, not what you call your friends.
I remember when one of our lovebird's died (we had two), I looked up images of lovebirds on the family computer and then i put one of them in MS Paint and put "rip lovebird" on it crying. Here's a recreation of what i did:
June 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I remember when one of our lovebird's died (we had two), I looked up images of lovebirds on the family computer and then i put one of them in MS Paint and put "rip lovebird" on it crying. Here's a recreation of what i did:
"if sleeping was a job, i'd be rich!" - minon bob from facebook 2016
June 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"if sleeping was a job, i'd be rich!" - minon bob from facebook 2016
Yo, home fries, watch me pull a sick wheelie on this shopping cart!
June 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yo, home fries, watch me pull a sick wheelie on this shopping cart!
My name's Joe, and they made a fool out of me on ‘Pull My Finger.’
June 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My name's Joe, and they made a fool out of me on ‘Pull My Finger.’
warrior cats ballgate incident, never forget.
June 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
warrior cats ballgate incident, never forget.
Phoenix, I love you but you're bringing me down.
June 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Phoenix, I love you but you're bringing me down.
My head canon is that EOZDNIW The Silver One took control of Lee Harvey Oswald to shoot JFK in the head.
June 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My head canon is that EOZDNIW The Silver One took control of Lee Harvey Oswald to shoot JFK in the head.
"Her tits are flat as a board!" Do they give you splinters when you rub them?
June 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Her tits are flat as a board!" Do they give you splinters when you rub them?
Death is 'mortalityslop.' And griefing is 'charliebrownslop.'
June 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Death is 'mortalityslop.' And griefing is 'charliebrownslop.'
Come sit on the chair Douglas.
June 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Come sit on the chair Douglas.
I remember my mom downloading Gangnam Style from The Pirate Bay and putting it on my MP3 player back in the day.
June 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I remember my mom downloading Gangnam Style from The Pirate Bay and putting it on my MP3 player back in the day.
You like to get dissected... by a glutton. And then, uh, i can stuff pork intestines inside of you, and then fucking eat you up whole, drenched in mayonnaise and barbecue.
June 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You like to get dissected... by a glutton. And then, uh, i can stuff pork intestines inside of you, and then fucking eat you up whole, drenched in mayonnaise and barbecue.
She may be old as cobwebs, but she was built to last an enternity.
June 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
She may be old as cobwebs, but she was built to last an enternity.
*shoves directv remote up my ass cutely* (˶˃ᆺ˂˶)
June 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
*shoves directv remote up my ass cutely* (˶˃ᆺ˂˶)
I took an IQ test from Buzzfeed and it said that i'm very smart. Get on my level, kid.
June 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I took an IQ test from Buzzfeed and it said that i'm very smart. Get on my level, kid.
I'm gonna do this now.
June 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm gonna do this now.