Jeff Despres
@tealshark.ca
Take nothing I post seriously. Do not exceed 12 caplets in a 24-hour period.
Fredericton, New Brunswick
Fredericton, New Brunswick
I was so disappointed when I clicked through and it wasn't the watermelon smashing comedian.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was so disappointed when I clicked through and it wasn't the watermelon smashing comedian.
Balls!
Sorry for the colourful language.
Sorry for the colourful language.
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Balls!
Sorry for the colourful language.
Sorry for the colourful language.
Doing a two camera Multicam edit in the most ridiculous way possible. It’s Friday.
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Doing a two camera Multicam edit in the most ridiculous way possible. It’s Friday.
Hot take: "Yay, rain!"
Cold shower:
Cold shower:
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hot take: "Yay, rain!"
Cold shower:
Cold shower:
I took my 17-year-old Nikon D60 DSLR out for a little trail walk earlier this week. While the technology is ancient by current mirrorless standards, something about that old film-like colour sensor tuning directly off of the camera hit my nostalgia centre for flipping through the old family albums.
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I took my 17-year-old Nikon D60 DSLR out for a little trail walk earlier this week. While the technology is ancient by current mirrorless standards, something about that old film-like colour sensor tuning directly off of the camera hit my nostalgia centre for flipping through the old family albums.
It has certainly been a day.
June 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It has certainly been a day.
Zeus, buddy, I'm not coming for your throne. You can stand down.
May 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Zeus, buddy, I'm not coming for your throne. You can stand down.
Me, earlier today before the Prime Minister arrived at the White House: "Carney should probably just Jim the camera every time Trump goes on a rambling, nonsensical rant."
Reality in 2025, a 365 day celebration of monkey paw wishes:
Reality in 2025, a 365 day celebration of monkey paw wishes:
May 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me, earlier today before the Prime Minister arrived at the White House: "Carney should probably just Jim the camera every time Trump goes on a rambling, nonsensical rant."
Reality in 2025, a 365 day celebration of monkey paw wishes:
Reality in 2025, a 365 day celebration of monkey paw wishes:
I'm getting an unfortunate déja-vu vibe from this statement.
May 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm getting an unfortunate déja-vu vibe from this statement.
I just based a guess off of the Abacus data from last week combined with my purely anecdotal advance polling experience where I noticed a majority of people there were men around the bracket that is showing Conservative favourability. It's definitely not science, just pure rampant speculation.
April 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I just based a guess off of the Abacus data from last week combined with my purely anecdotal advance polling experience where I noticed a majority of people there were men around the bracket that is showing Conservative favourability. It's definitely not science, just pure rampant speculation.
I'm purely running off of a casual glance at the 338Canada graph below showing a bit of a buckle (though I do see the curve is already showing potential of levelling out again):
April 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm purely running off of a casual glance at the 338Canada graph below showing a bit of a buckle (though I do see the curve is already showing potential of levelling out again):
My corporate OneDrive has informed me that I have worked a lot of elections for television.
April 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My corporate OneDrive has informed me that I have worked a lot of elections for television.
This my new favourite news summary; it sounds like one hell of a day...
April 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This my new favourite news summary; it sounds like one hell of a day...
Supporting fellow international tariff victims by enjoying the traditional meal of the Heard and McDonald Islands.
April 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Supporting fellow international tariff victims by enjoying the traditional meal of the Heard and McDonald Islands.
I was always fond of "The Picture Province" as a slogan. Maybe it's time we bring back a modern version of the old inverse green plates?
March 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I was always fond of "The Picture Province" as a slogan. Maybe it's time we bring back a modern version of the old inverse green plates?
It's a wild Saturday night.
March 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's a wild Saturday night.
Someone told me that the privately-owned couriers could easily do the job of Canada Post. This was supposed to have arrived a week ago. FedEx, buddy, do you need some help?
February 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Someone told me that the privately-owned couriers could easily do the job of Canada Post. This was supposed to have arrived a week ago. FedEx, buddy, do you need some help?
OK, whose beloved grandmother stole my parcel?
February 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
OK, whose beloved grandmother stole my parcel?
Apple Weather, I don't believe this to be true for where I'm at in Lincoln, NB.
February 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Apple Weather, I don't believe this to be true for where I'm at in Lincoln, NB.
The vibes in Canada these past few weeks:
February 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The vibes in Canada these past few weeks:
If you have ever wondered what my control room for Fredericton City Council looks like, here you go! It’s old but it is reliable. When it comes to tech, that’s priceless.
December 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
If you have ever wondered what my control room for Fredericton City Council looks like, here you go! It’s old but it is reliable. When it comes to tech, that’s priceless.
Nobody has ever been more prepared!
It's safe to say this is a "lost" parcel. I have another one that shipped two days later than this that is on an Intelcom truck for delivery today.
It's safe to say this is a "lost" parcel. I have another one that shipped two days later than this that is on an Intelcom truck for delivery today.
December 6, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Nobody has ever been more prepared!
It's safe to say this is a "lost" parcel. I have another one that shipped two days later than this that is on an Intelcom truck for delivery today.
It's safe to say this is a "lost" parcel. I have another one that shipped two days later than this that is on an Intelcom truck for delivery today.
It immediately reminded me of Conky from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
It immediately reminded me of Conky from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.