I slipped on mah beans! (Yes I am an adult with a full time job and a 401K, why do you ask?)
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I slipped on mah beans! (Yes I am an adult with a full time job and a 401K, why do you ask?)
Once again art imitates life. I love how fuckin smug @brokowski.bsky.social made me look!
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Once again art imitates life. I love how fuckin smug @brokowski.bsky.social made me look!
cause I've had enough of yooooooooouuuuuuuuu!
Also I love that Fantoccio's shark is named Sharkspeare
Also I love that Fantoccio's shark is named Sharkspeare
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
cause I've had enough of yooooooooouuuuuuuuu!
Also I love that Fantoccio's shark is named Sharkspeare
Also I love that Fantoccio's shark is named Sharkspeare
Just browsing old photos and reminiscing about that time I gave a helpless bun a good going over :P
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Just browsing old photos and reminiscing about that time I gave a helpless bun a good going over :P
Don't mind me! I'm just grabbing a midnight snack... >.>
January 15, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Don't mind me! I'm just grabbing a midnight snack... >.>
*cums on your timeline*
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
*cums on your timeline*
Is it vain to jerk off to vids of yourself getting plowed?
January 6, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Is it vain to jerk off to vids of yourself getting plowed?
Step aside Folgers ima steal your commercial melody for my "The best part of waking up in warm cum on your butt!" jingle. :3...and yes that IS my glazed tail ;3
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Step aside Folgers ima steal your commercial melody for my "The best part of waking up in warm cum on your butt!" jingle. :3...and yes that IS my glazed tail ;3
Nothing like a Bluey advent calendar to get the holiday cheer juices flowing.
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Nothing like a Bluey advent calendar to get the holiday cheer juices flowing.
Its got some similar vibes
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Its got some similar vibes
Anyone up for a late night snack? :D
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Anyone up for a late night snack? :D
I have surprisingly few pics of me snacking on some tasty hard bones D: (and one of these is kinda cheating anyway)
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have surprisingly few pics of me snacking on some tasty hard bones D: (and one of these is kinda cheating anyway)
Me trying to fight 90% of all flying enemies in Silksong.
September 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Me trying to fight 90% of all flying enemies in Silksong.
where will you be when the "late night horny" kicks in? :P
September 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
where will you be when the "late night horny" kicks in? :P
When you're raring to go again immediately after some tail breeding action :P
September 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
When you're raring to go again immediately after some tail breeding action :P
thanks deltarune, dem dank memes b fire
September 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
thanks deltarune, dem dank memes b fire
peak memeage right thar
September 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
peak memeage right thar
I cant decide if have a libido that skyrockets just before bed is a bless or a curse. Pro: nice and comfortably tired for bed. Con: No one awake to play with, not to mention, that it eats into the first bits of a good night's sleep.>.>
September 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I cant decide if have a libido that skyrockets just before bed is a bless or a curse. Pro: nice and comfortably tired for bed. Con: No one awake to play with, not to mention, that it eats into the first bits of a good night's sleep.>.>
My favorite picture of me and Janeway. Yes believe it or not I do occasionally make posts that AREN'T me just being "thirsty" :P
June 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
My favorite picture of me and Janeway. Yes believe it or not I do occasionally make posts that AREN'T me just being "thirsty" :P
Channeling your inner Electric Six i see :P
June 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Channeling your inner Electric Six i see :P
Basically ever (Karen) customer that refuses any kind of printing solution I offer. Keep huffing and puffin but there's no way in hell you're getting plastic signage same day AND at a discount for the "inconvenience" >.>
June 8, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Basically ever (Karen) customer that refuses any kind of printing solution I offer. Keep huffing and puffin but there's no way in hell you're getting plastic signage same day AND at a discount for the "inconvenience" >.>
Pick your poison: back or front? ;3
May 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Pick your poison: back or front? ;3
Well there's load #1! How about the first person to guess where I'd like my next load to go gets to be the one taking it ;3
May 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Well there's load #1! How about the first person to guess where I'd like my next load to go gets to be the one taking it ;3