It's kind of like if you had a forced analogy followed by a joke about sloths! *audience laughs* In fact, we brought an actual sloth! *audience cheers*

"It is we who plowed the prairies; built the cities where they trade;
Dug the mines and built the workshops, endless miles of railroad laid;
Now we stand outcast and starving ’midst the wonders we have made;
But the union makes us strong."—The workers, not Big Tech