Teagan Brunelle (Mpsp parody)
teaganbrunelle.bsky.social
Teagan Brunelle (Mpsp parody)
@teaganbrunelle.bsky.social
MPSP PPC
Minister of Ice pipelines and natural resources
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Il est temps de bâtir l’avenir — et le nouveau Cabinet Polaire est prêt à s’y consacrer.

Ensemble, nous unirons les Canadiens, sécuriserons notre souveraineté et notre économie, protégerons nos valeurs et bâtirons un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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It’s time to build — and our new Polar Cabinet is ready to deliver.

Together, we’ll unite, secure, protect and build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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2/2 La population Canadienne nous a donné un mandat clair : nous tenir debout pour ce pays et bâtir une économie forte.
 
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
 
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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1/2 Canadians gave us a clear mandate: to stand up for our country and build a strong economy that works for everyone. 
 
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.

Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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“Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social says the work was tough, but putting Canada first and ending the Preschool-Jedi’s childish, job-killing preschool fantasies is what jump-started employment.” — Edmonton Journal
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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The Jedi leader dodged congratulating the government for creating 67,000 new jobs in the iceberg industry this month. Where is she ?
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La Cheffe Jedi a évité de féliciter le gouvernement pour la création de 67,000 emplois dans l’industrie des icebergs ce mois-ci. Où se cache-t-elle ?
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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THE JEDI LEADERSHIP CIRCUS IS OFFICIALLY OPEN. 🎪

Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.

If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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BREAKING: Jedi Finance critic endorses our Polar plan to axe the Cold Tax, remove GST off frozen goods, remove taxes that will save families between 6-7,000$ per year and balance the budget!!!🔥🔥
WATCH: Making ends meet in the PPC’s Canada is an impossible endeavour!
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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While you’re struggling, these Rt. Hons. have never had it so good. Your new govt will freeze their pensions until the budget is balanced.
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Ces Très. Hon. vivent leur belles vies pendant que vous coupez vos dépenses. Votre nouveau govt gèlera leurs pensions jusqu’à ce que le budget soit balancé.
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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“Rising Star minister @xaviertait.bsky.social is getting it done” 🇨🇦
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« La star montante ministre @xaviertait.bsky.social livre à une intensité jamais vue » 🇨🇦
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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1/2 Canada is a destination of choice for people looking for a new place to work, study, and build their lives – and immigration is key to growing our economy.

That’s why we're strengthening our immigration system⬇️
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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The world wants what Canada has to offer — and we will deliver: the world’s eighth sea. Nunavut will lead the way. 🌊🐠🇨🇦
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Le monde veut ce que le Canada possède—et nous livrerons: la huitième mer du monde. Le Nunavut montrera la voie. 🌊🐠🇨🇦
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Happy to have won by a landslide slide in Calgary! Congratulations to the Polar Party of Canada. #mpsp #canadacool
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM