Jonathan Henry Allen
@teadrinker1974.bsky.social
Welsh language road signs defaced in Tenby.
The Welsh must be the only ethnic group who hate their own language so much they feel the need to do this.
Puerile.
The Welsh must be the only ethnic group who hate their own language so much they feel the need to do this.
Puerile.
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Welsh language road signs defaced in Tenby.
The Welsh must be the only ethnic group who hate their own language so much they feel the need to do this.
Puerile.
The Welsh must be the only ethnic group who hate their own language so much they feel the need to do this.
Puerile.
It would have been my late partner Sarah's 51st birthday today.
She took her own life last September.
Miss you very much. X
She took her own life last September.
Miss you very much. X
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 AM
It would have been my late partner Sarah's 51st birthday today.
She took her own life last September.
Miss you very much. X
She took her own life last September.
Miss you very much. X
Best Welsh nickname?
''Dai Jestive'' a fellow in Penlan, Swansea who worked in a biscuit factory.
''Dai Jestive'' a fellow in Penlan, Swansea who worked in a biscuit factory.
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Best Welsh nickname?
''Dai Jestive'' a fellow in Penlan, Swansea who worked in a biscuit factory.
''Dai Jestive'' a fellow in Penlan, Swansea who worked in a biscuit factory.
RIP Kaka Singh. Best known for playing Randir Singh. A major player in the Grange Hill racism storyline in the early 1980s.
January 20, 2026 at 5:38 PM
RIP Kaka Singh. Best known for playing Randir Singh. A major player in the Grange Hill racism storyline in the early 1980s.
Jonathan Pie's description of Andrew Tate as a ''Chinless Woman Hating Snooker Ball'' is utterly brilliant!
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Jonathan Pie's description of Andrew Tate as a ''Chinless Woman Hating Snooker Ball'' is utterly brilliant!
Jenrick is another rat fleeing a sinking ship.
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Jenrick is another rat fleeing a sinking ship.
To be quite honest, I'd rather the government tackle the cost of living than migration.
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
To be quite honest, I'd rather the government tackle the cost of living than migration.
Today's Chow?
Beetroot Leaf, Strawberry Leaf And Carrot Leaf Salad.
Topped with roasted Acorns.
Most people don't know all of these are edible, unless they research it but they are.
And they are highly nutritious.
Beetroot Leaf, Strawberry Leaf And Carrot Leaf Salad.
Topped with roasted Acorns.
Most people don't know all of these are edible, unless they research it but they are.
And they are highly nutritious.
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Today's Chow?
Beetroot Leaf, Strawberry Leaf And Carrot Leaf Salad.
Topped with roasted Acorns.
Most people don't know all of these are edible, unless they research it but they are.
And they are highly nutritious.
Beetroot Leaf, Strawberry Leaf And Carrot Leaf Salad.
Topped with roasted Acorns.
Most people don't know all of these are edible, unless they research it but they are.
And they are highly nutritious.
Today's classic PS1 game - ''Shadow Master''. A Doom clone where you fend off hordes of giant Ants, Wasps, Praying Mantises and Stick Insects.
It's like some kind of bad trip in the Insect House at the Zoo.
It's like some kind of bad trip in the Insect House at the Zoo.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Today's classic PS1 game - ''Shadow Master''. A Doom clone where you fend off hordes of giant Ants, Wasps, Praying Mantises and Stick Insects.
It's like some kind of bad trip in the Insect House at the Zoo.
It's like some kind of bad trip in the Insect House at the Zoo.
A bloke on YouTube has been helpful with my rehab.
He's making me see alcohol for what it really is.
A toxic poison.
He's making me see alcohol for what it really is.
A toxic poison.
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
A bloke on YouTube has been helpful with my rehab.
He's making me see alcohol for what it really is.
A toxic poison.
He's making me see alcohol for what it really is.
A toxic poison.
Discovered a few PS1 games which I haven't played in years.
Current favourite?
Rosco McQueen Firefighter Extreme.
Hilarious game.
I honestly think the Ps1 was the best console built.
Current favourite?
Rosco McQueen Firefighter Extreme.
Hilarious game.
I honestly think the Ps1 was the best console built.
January 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Discovered a few PS1 games which I haven't played in years.
Current favourite?
Rosco McQueen Firefighter Extreme.
Hilarious game.
I honestly think the Ps1 was the best console built.
Current favourite?
Rosco McQueen Firefighter Extreme.
Hilarious game.
I honestly think the Ps1 was the best console built.
These snow warnings are designed to manipulate gullible fools into panic buying food so other, more rational people can't.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
These snow warnings are designed to manipulate gullible fools into panic buying food so other, more rational people can't.
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda i gyd.
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda i gyd.
Teacher to a little girl ''What's your favourite Bible story?''
Little girl ''The one where Jesus turned the water into wine.
Teacher ''I see, very good. And what does that teach us?''
Little girl ''When you run out of wine, get on your knees and pray.''
Little girl ''The one where Jesus turned the water into wine.
Teacher ''I see, very good. And what does that teach us?''
Little girl ''When you run out of wine, get on your knees and pray.''
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Teacher to a little girl ''What's your favourite Bible story?''
Little girl ''The one where Jesus turned the water into wine.
Teacher ''I see, very good. And what does that teach us?''
Little girl ''When you run out of wine, get on your knees and pray.''
Little girl ''The one where Jesus turned the water into wine.
Teacher ''I see, very good. And what does that teach us?''
Little girl ''When you run out of wine, get on your knees and pray.''
@rhydianjenkins.bsky.social Isn't it your birthday today?
If so, Penblwydd hapus i ti.
If so, Penblwydd hapus i ti.
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@rhydianjenkins.bsky.social Isn't it your birthday today?
If so, Penblwydd hapus i ti.
If so, Penblwydd hapus i ti.
Fruit salad, topped with carrot leaves and ground acorns.
Jolly enjoyable it was, too.
Jolly enjoyable it was, too.
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Fruit salad, topped with carrot leaves and ground acorns.
Jolly enjoyable it was, too.
Jolly enjoyable it was, too.
Nadolig Llawen if you're Welsh.
Nadelik Lowen if you're Cornish.
Nedelig Laouen if you're Breton.
Bah Humbug to everyone else.
Nadelik Lowen if you're Cornish.
Nedelig Laouen if you're Breton.
Bah Humbug to everyone else.
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nadolig Llawen if you're Welsh.
Nadelik Lowen if you're Cornish.
Nedelig Laouen if you're Breton.
Bah Humbug to everyone else.
Nadelik Lowen if you're Cornish.
Nedelig Laouen if you're Breton.
Bah Humbug to everyone else.
TV Licensing vans in the area?
More chance of seeing an unicorn in my garden.
More chance of seeing an unicorn in my garden.
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
TV Licensing vans in the area?
More chance of seeing an unicorn in my garden.
More chance of seeing an unicorn in my garden.
A man arrested for walking in his underpants down Queen Street in Cardiff smashing windows with a shovel.
Sounds like a typical Saturday night in that shitty city.
Sounds like a typical Saturday night in that shitty city.
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A man arrested for walking in his underpants down Queen Street in Cardiff smashing windows with a shovel.
Sounds like a typical Saturday night in that shitty city.
Sounds like a typical Saturday night in that shitty city.
Was planning on a Port or two tonight, only to find that my wine merchant has sent me 2014 Vintage Port and it's corked.
I don't have a corkscrew.
I feel like a meat eater does when the key snaps on a tin of Corned Beef.
I don't have a corkscrew.
I feel like a meat eater does when the key snaps on a tin of Corned Beef.
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Was planning on a Port or two tonight, only to find that my wine merchant has sent me 2014 Vintage Port and it's corked.
I don't have a corkscrew.
I feel like a meat eater does when the key snaps on a tin of Corned Beef.
I don't have a corkscrew.
I feel like a meat eater does when the key snaps on a tin of Corned Beef.
If you want to play a video game that is utterly unique, then play ''Stacking''.
It's over a decade old, but there was never a game like it.
Utterly original and creative idea.
It's over a decade old, but there was never a game like it.
Utterly original and creative idea.
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you want to play a video game that is utterly unique, then play ''Stacking''.
It's over a decade old, but there was never a game like it.
Utterly original and creative idea.
It's over a decade old, but there was never a game like it.
Utterly original and creative idea.
Currently learning to play ''Save Me, I'm yours'' by Gene.
It has some of the most beautiful guitar work I've ever heard.
It has some of the most beautiful guitar work I've ever heard.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Currently learning to play ''Save Me, I'm yours'' by Gene.
It has some of the most beautiful guitar work I've ever heard.
It has some of the most beautiful guitar work I've ever heard.
Ex wife has named her dog ''Poopsie''.
What did the poor dog do to deserve a name like that?
Poor bastard.
What did the poor dog do to deserve a name like that?
Poor bastard.
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ex wife has named her dog ''Poopsie''.
What did the poor dog do to deserve a name like that?
Poor bastard.
What did the poor dog do to deserve a name like that?
Poor bastard.
It's only when you lose or break your phone that you understand how much you depend on the damned thing. We are rapidly becoming slaves to technology when it's supposed to be the other way around.
There's a lot to be said for being a Luddite.
There's a lot to be said for being a Luddite.
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's only when you lose or break your phone that you understand how much you depend on the damned thing. We are rapidly becoming slaves to technology when it's supposed to be the other way around.
There's a lot to be said for being a Luddite.
There's a lot to be said for being a Luddite.
I think if women can wear trousers, then men can wear skirts, if they wish.
However, men should never wear cat suits.
There was a male dancer wearing one on TOTP and you could see his chopper and clockweights bouncing around.
NOT a good look.
However, men should never wear cat suits.
There was a male dancer wearing one on TOTP and you could see his chopper and clockweights bouncing around.
NOT a good look.
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I think if women can wear trousers, then men can wear skirts, if they wish.
However, men should never wear cat suits.
There was a male dancer wearing one on TOTP and you could see his chopper and clockweights bouncing around.
NOT a good look.
However, men should never wear cat suits.
There was a male dancer wearing one on TOTP and you could see his chopper and clockweights bouncing around.
NOT a good look.