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TeaCryptid ⚰️
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⚰️ Cryptid (Any/It/Them) / 28 / Illustrator
🍄 Just a lot of crawlies inside a suit. Brainworms and pretty pictures.
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⛓️ #oc 🌱 #nsfw 🪱 #patches 🍂 #serenata
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teacryptid.bsky.social
New Patches AU just dropped where they're a homestuck first guardian, i'm DMing tablestuck also me as a human kid for some reason.

#oc #Patches #rpg #BRart #spores #ttrpg #art #tablestuck #homestuck #🍄
AU Patches, A skeleton with a tree coming out of the side of the head, one green eye, long white hair and a suit and bowtie, the dark part of the suit has green stars inside Close up of the first picture it's skull with it's jaw wide open, a little black bird with a green eye speaks from inside the cavernous mouth. Luka Kryptid, A kid with a black shirt and white undershirt, with a deer skull on it, their hair is shaved on one side and they have round glasses and weild a metal pipe.
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Noise is fun, might be a good way to fight #supportartists
Colorful noisy image, two halves of faces with glowing eyes, one is yellow and smiling with black lips and , one is green and screaming with skull-like features, the brush used through the whole image has the words: resist, support artists, not dead yet, stop theft, save art, make some noise, keep fighting.
August 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
"Our true forms would melt your mind" -Pokotho
#Starkid #NPMD #Fanart #Sketch #Ilustration #art
Ilustration of the human form of Pokotho, he is a man with cracks across his face that leak a blue goop, he has a short beard and a sinister smile, glaring at you with strange cracked pupils. He's holding a mask with cracks that also are leaking blue goop, he's wearing flamboyant theather clothing, a beret with plumes a turtleneck and a coat with fur trim.
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Tried making an Ena-Sona but I think I added too much design to this sauce. its closer to one of the NPCs #Ena #DreamBBQ #BrArt #oc #fanart
Ena [Critic] {Sloppy}, a character with two sides "Critic" geometric shapes on the yellow side, "Sloppy" Goopy slime on the purple side. "Haven't made anything awful in so many seconds" next to a face in distress. "Oh it's comfort of my gore character" next to a dissapointed face. Split forms of each side as a standalone character Geometric Golden Knight with a little golden square house for a head. Purple Sticky-like goop humanoid with a bowl with eyes inside for a head. More doodles of the Ena-Sona.
April 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
My medtech character has an aunt mentor, Dr Rasgos, she's cool... and on the run from the corpos now, hope she's still alive.
#oc #characterdesign #art #sketch #brart #brartist #ttrpg #rpg #cyberpunk #RED #shelly #rasgos
Natt is an older lady with gray long hair and eyes with big lashes and darkened bags, on the right she has a eyepatch over one eye and a face mask. she has choppy hair that looks like bandages, she's wearing a labcoat over a striped red turtleneck with a boob window, she has a pencil skirt and striped thigh highs, the design is supposed to look like mummy wrappings
January 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
we don't use a lot of spotify but it's funny how in character the wrapped is for us. def some autistic cryptid vibes for ya
(number 5 is things I heard maybe once so we cut it)

#SpotifyWrapped
December 6, 2024 at 12:57 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
I heard a strimmer talk about "asking artists to teach how specifically they draw" and it inspired me to try to make a little guide of my style and stuff I know.
#art #brart #brartist #sketch #arttutorial #arthack #howtodraw
sketches and doodles of drawing techniques: LINES: stabilization for a digital pen (changing between about 5 to about 40 for me) how I do line quality. drawing over a new layer or Erasing for cleaning up lines. line practices. and shapes I like. the CSI technique (drawing curves and straight lines so that you get your lines consistent) FACES: different techniques for drawing faces, ear first, eye socket first, nose first, that one head everyone does, a little shape for composition of a bust. BODY: Sycra on youtube is amazing for this, (RIP) look them up. other little ways to sketch body proportions I developed. FEET: a foot is basically 5 curved lines, or two discs and their connections, it's hard, i'm not good at it. hands usually have two finger bones if they're simplified, the movie Klaus is an amazing reference, the sycra spring or coil technique is good for drawing fingers also.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
this is where i skeet from
The Oasis from Fallout 3, a beautiful grove full of thick trees with green verdant leaves framing perfecly a dirt path covered in roots with a little pond in the back, small bushes and rocks along the sides and two stump chairs around a basic wooden rustic table
December 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Comic I made for Patches' backstory to bribe my dm into playing a weird lineage (reborn) that didn't fit the world
(alt text also has a little of the backstory)

They're a disney princess basically.

#oc #patches #dnd #art #brart #brartist #ttrpg #rpg #spores #🍄#sketch #comic
The drawings show a blue mist coming from outside the frame of the panels and awakening the corpse, it walks out of the cemitery and collapses (Backstory: Years ago in a cemetery far from the city of Torga. A magical anomaly or perhaps an experiment, caused a cloud of spores to awaken, now aware of its existence and surroundings, the infectious fungus began to control one of the bodies, a man in formal military clothes. Whose coffin it found nearby. Slowly rising his body with its necromantic powers It carried both him and his coffin out of the cemetery and into the forest, where after a long time they collapsed exhausted in a clearing.) Scattered panels show a corpse collapsed on the ground, a seed falling with a single leaf, (the face of bob ross is overlayed almost invisible over it) the seed plants itself on the ear of the corpse and grows, the next panels show bees spiders and ants all caring for the corpse. (Backstory: After two, ten, twenty years? A seedling fell from a tree nearby into its ear, germinating in the almost inert brain. Growing from inside the head, the plant helped the fungus better understand its unusual form. One that seemed to not decompose. The plant helped it percieve its surroundings, all the fauna and flora around them, things it had never appreciated before. With the help of the sapling, the inhabitants of the body convinced the small creatures that were around them to join. The spiders mended their clothes and repaired their injuries, the worms filled the empty parts of their bodies with soil so that they would not fall, the bees healed their wounds, the ants carried twigs to replace lost bones. All doing their part, in return the fungus gave them shelter and helped them find resources, stronger together like one being.)
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Patches is the zombie, Serenata is the Jester, go wild on either of these freaks if you want to. :v
Patches and serenata doing waving at each other and doing the funny kissing meme pose Patches has a coffin and a tree growing out of its head, no nose left eye and a dirt covered military suit Serenata has clown makeup eyes with black sclera and white pupils, a black and blue striped and checkered jester outfit and hood, she's playing with a wizard marionette and smiling
November 27, 2024 at 8:16 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Started digital drawing with minecraft skins, still do them sometimes.
#patches #erina #oc #minecraft #dnd #rpg #art #brartist #ttrpg #pixelart
Minecraft Skins of Patches (left) and Erina (right), two 3d minecraft models with pixel art textures. the left one has blue skin and white hair, a little tree on the left and a missing right eye, it wears a blue outfit with a gold trimmed hem like a military suit, with dark blue boots and gauntlets. The one on the right has parted pink hair in two buns and large pink eyes and rosy skin, she is wearing a plate armor with a dark purple pink underarmor, and a large scarf with a pink rose on it.
November 25, 2024 at 1:00 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
See a butt. Post a butt 🍰
it takes about 10 minutes to don armor.
#Erina #oc
POV: you walk into Erina's room and she's halfway donning on armor. She's a halfling with large cute eyes pointy ears, rounded features, rosy skin and long pink hair falling on her shoulders, she has one knee up tying the straps or her leg plates, she is wearing only pants socks, and a scarf, her butt is closer to the camera and very shapely, her boob is conveniently covered by the flowing scarf and she is very embaressed with flushed cheeks, looking back to the camera point of view. The background is a quickly sketched [Nice Morning Inn] theres a lil diagram on the corner bottom that is her in full plate armor with a big scarf, and her from the back, showing how the legging plate straps squish her butt.
November 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
You see among the debri, a humanoid floating in outer space with no suit, you hear from the air around you, "you're gonna have to try harder than that". the spores are already inside the ship.
#oc #Patches #rpg #BRart #spores #ttrpg #trigger #art #ttgl #🍄
Patches as a space pirate, designed in a dramatic lighting angular Studio Trigger style. On top of a floating coffin is an undead with white spiky hair and a tree coming out of it's right temple, a large hole on it's missing a left eye, no nose, a star shape over it's right eye and an angry smile on it's face. Wearing a blue commander outfit with high collar, large symmetrical stitches, long dark blue leather gauntlet, boots, and a coat with large cuts in it's bright red underlining and long sleeves with holes flowing over the shoulder. On it's back is a giant scissor with twisted branch-like handles sprouting a single blue flower.
November 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Tapping the sign, don't send single word messages to people, I'm not one of your dogs, be respectful.
How to be good at talking: 1. Polite greeting. 2. Name. 3. Relevant personal link. 4. Manage expectations. Screencap of the movie Princess Bride, the Inigo Montoya scene, the dialogue is highlighted it says: 1 Hello. 2 My name is Inigo Montoya. 3 You killed my father. 4 Prepare to die.
November 20, 2024 at 10:31 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Let us introduce ourselves:
I'm Cryptid, like the creatures (crypto bros kindly fuck off) we're non-binary and not NOT autistic so...
I'm from Brazil (então, bom dia pessoas) we prefer posting in english cuz of said autism.
I post a lot of dnd, nsfw sometimes and repost a lot.
#art #oc
Memento Mori
A dungeons and dragons party standing around a well in a desert town, a sunrise in the background coloring the whole scene in a warm orange and yellow tone, casting long shadows on the group, a watchtower and the small houses around them, where children are playing, from left to right are, Valigar, A femboy shadow elf, or Shaddar-kai, with blonde hair and pale skin, in a dark rogue hood, crop top, tall boots, pants, and a short bow, he has a surprised expression looking to the gnome to his right. Jillian, A gnome with peach skin, with a green tabbard and purple underclothes, with frazzled light brown hair in a pony tail, she has a shocked expression, her big cute eyes are a tired looking at a chalice with sand inside. Guiles, A Tiefling with gray-white skin, black hair, and wavy horns pointed back, wearing a white shirt, a black sash with a red cross, pants and cleats, he's looking over his shoulder to the gnome with a confused expression. Patches, a Reborn elf of some sort is kneeling on the floor, with blue-ish skin, white hair and a tree growing on the side of their head, missing a nose and it's left eye, with a coffin chained to it's back like a backpack, wearing a patched up formal military outfit gardening tools and a tree branch walking cane, they're pointing and talking to the gnome with a inquisitive expression. Wearing a tattered and patched up navy blue commander uniform with a red lined cape, is a blue skinned twisting branch-like stretched humanoid with a neck extruding above, and instead of a head is a spherical fungal lattice, with a tree poking out of one of the holes, pouring a white mist through its orifices. In one arm is entangled a wood staff with blue flowers growing out of it. Doodles of a girl with black and white skin and inverted black and white eyes, jester hood and collar with striped and checkered black and blue clothes, socks, puffy sleves, and large padded codpiece shorts where she keeps her tools, one is a close up holding a mask, one is a chibi doodle of her jumping to eat a truffle, on is her doing the cammy stretch pose, one is her playing with a funny wizard marionette, on is her waving, one is her doing the among us butt shake gif, one is her rummaging through her shorts, and one is showing the white and gold color the clothes changes when under sunlight, like the dress, from the meme. Censored cropped version of the original nsfw post. Text: "Haha so our fister Really does have a long sword" "uhum" the moonlight gently basks the figures as the pale woman with dark eyes jokes, jests even, at the man's CENSORED, trying to break the tension, she's CENSORED except for striped socks and gloves, his body is rough and scarred, his expression serious, he cares not for the woman's levity, his CENSORED extends past her belly button almost touching her breasts
November 16, 2024 at 5:45 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Dawn of the First day, In which the gang gets trapped in a time loop. Oh yea, this is patches' party, they're goofy.
#dnd #oc #patches #rpg #art #brartist #ttrpg #sessionart
A dungeons and dragons party standing around a well in a desert town, a sunrise in the background coloring the whole scene in a warm orange and yellow tone, casting long shadows on the group, a watchtower and the small houses around them, where children are playing, from left to right are, Valigar, A femboy shadow elf, or Shaddar-kai, with blonde hair and pale skin, in a dark rogue hood, crop top, tall boots, pants, and a short bow, he has a surprised expression looking to the gnome to his right. Jillian, A gnome with peach skin, with a green tabbard and purple underclothes, with frazzled light brown hair in a pony tail, she has a shocked expression, her big cute eyes are a tired looking at a chalice with sand inside. Guiles, A Tiefling with gray-white skin, black hair, and wavy horns pointed back, wearing a white shirt, a black sash with a red cross, pants and cleats, he's looking over his shoulder to the gnome with a confused expression. Patches, a Reborn elf of some sort is kneeling on the floor, with blue-ish skin, white hair and a tree growing on the side of their head, missing a nose and it's left eye, with a coffin chained to it's back like a backpack, wearing a patched up formal military outfit gardening tools and a tree branch walking cane, they're pointing and talking to the gnome with a inquisitive expression.
November 16, 2024 at 5:07 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Feeling cute, might make other people's problem later
#selfportrait #art #newprofilepic
Self portrait of Cryptid in a cell shaded 3 color poster style, dark blue for the dark parts neon pink for the shaded parts and light blue for the brighter parts. a person wearing a button up shirt, medium dark wavy hair down the right side, a face looking to the side in a alert expression, eyebags and a missing left eye with stitches over it, a tree coming out the left side of the head, a light blue rectangle frames the look over a grey background. By Tea Cryptid.
November 15, 2024 at 4:56 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Feeling cute might delete later

#art #oc #patches #dnd #sketch #brart #brartist
Sketch of a headshot of Patches, it has the face of a elf man in his 20s or 30s missing a nose, with vertical stitches, across it's missing left eye, from the forehead to the cheek, and a small bonsai tree growing out of it's right temple like a horn, a branch pokes out of the forehead and the left ear has a branch with a leaf that looks like an earring. It has short white hair fallen to the side, dark bags and sunken cheeks, the neck is stiched together right above a tight collared shirt. Under the skin there are veins creeping up the side of it's face, the lips are parted in a neutral calm expression, the one eye is droopy and tired almost high.
November 14, 2024 at 4:33 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Im grim and evil but my cat is silly, lookit her twist
Cat is on her back looking at camera, twisting upper paws to the left and back paws to the right
November 7, 2024 at 7:23 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Fight tooth and claw until the last breath, your existence for every second more helps people around you. when times are tough you can become a better version of yourself. Dig in your roots and claws. The storm may be strong, but the tree protects the birds, you are not alone

#art #dnd #oc #patches
Angry Patches, an animated corpse with military clothes, blue skin and short white hair, missing left eye, stitches across it's face, a small tree coming out of it's right temple, tiny branch coming out of the aer like an earring, chains holding a coffin like a backpack, scratched nameplate, tiny little worm in the vacant eye hole.
November 7, 2024 at 5:55 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Heyhey~
Serenata the Song of the Night, she has a jester outfit that seems to be either blue and black or white and gold depending on the lighting, a funny cod piece pantaloons that she stores things like her mask and puppet. Patches the druid, a one-eyed animated corpse with a tree coming out of its head wearing a sexy bee bodysuit with fluffy jacket and thigh highs
October 30, 2024 at 6:42 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
The dancing musician with a flair for killing it on the tavern stage, or maybe just decaying in a bog, MxShroom, or just Shroom for those who can't pronounce this clown's stage name. Myc as well but that breaks kayfabe.
#oc #shroom #dnd #art #brart #brartist #ttrpg #rpg #decay #🍄
Mx Shroom A.K.A. Myc, the bard, a bard with a green yellow pantsuit and pink jacket, wearing a stripped hood and pink hat with green spots that makes them seem like a goofy smiling mushroom, it says "Silly" next to the outfit underneath the costume they're a cute wood elf with green braided hair and a pink and purple common outfit "Myc, shy out of costume" says next to their face, "Edgy Persona" is next to another outfit named Death Cap, a dark, autumnal black and white inky dripping mushroom hat with a skull mask, dead leaves coat and black suit, inspirations are around it like TWRP the band, Goofy from Kingdom Hearts and an embroidery with mushrooms that says " You cannot kill me in a way that matters"
October 30, 2024 at 3:26 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
folks, it's peak, please read this, i'm bawling with laughter and tears, this is such a perfect comic. it hits close to home. it's tough not giving up, but we get back up, we don't go hollow, all the metaphors. and its reeeeeally funny. #comic #StepsInCreativity #art
Screencap of Steps in Creativity, Emi looks like a goober, screaming "I FINISHED PISSING, MAMA!" from down the corridor
October 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
teacryptid.bsky.social
Sorry for spamming yalls boxes with likes. I just love artists and ocs so much!! I love when people use themes and tropes to put a little piece of you into a thing that is art and not just a product. To make something purely self indulgent. To express an idea or themselves in a way words can't.
#oc
October 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
teacryptid.bsky.social
ok this was actually fun, new art challenge just dropped, make your vtuber amalgam
#vtuber #art #brartist #characterdesign #artchallenge #nsfw #nsfwart
A Character that checks all the bingo lines: a fiery small demon with a body suit fishnet thigh highs, long sneakers (boots) with the fur, a firefigther uniform hat and big jacket with chains, unusual dual colored eyes with a flame and a heart, fangs bandage, an elf ear and a dog ear and tail, glasses on the forehead, a flame-like hair with two tones and an ahoge, a crown of wreath horns (kind of a cheat sorry) womb tattoo, gloves, the whole thing... next to her is a animated firehose about to splash her with water, a fireman's axe and an arrow with "Shifted form" pointing to a google images picture of a fire truck with it's ladder extended "Very Tall (checkmark) Man inside (checkmark)" the whole thing is put over the Bingo card in the back. Credit to Willo_VT for the Bingo card.
October 23, 2024 at 5:31 AM