CNN headline makes “house ethics report” the subject of the headline. Yours makes “Evidence” the subject. Most forceful -“Matt Gaetz paid for sex and drugs according to a House Ethics report.” Syntax can be a sophisticated rhetorical strategy- on what does the writer want us to focus?

You totally deserve a Sunday Funday! Your posts keep me sane, thank you!

Mike Johnson’s plane ride schedule:
1:00 - Pantsing
1:30 - Wedgie
2:00- Swirly

Repeated until Musk and Don Jr slip into drug-induced sleep.

They may be serious competition; a misused apostrophe is always a real knee-slapper!