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@teaandcharcoal.bsky.social
Ray | He/they | 30s | Writer and Museum Gremlin.
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Like, in retrospect, he's right, this is fucking Bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Like, in retrospect, he's right, this is fucking Bullshit.
Parenting update: thinking vertically, I think we found safe locations for almost all of our decorations. Sadly, the tree had to be taken into protective custody 😔
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Parenting update: thinking vertically, I think we found safe locations for almost all of our decorations. Sadly, the tree had to be taken into protective custody 😔
This is, in fact, very bad, but if we want to actually stop the atrocities we need to understand maga not as an aberration, but a slight evolution if not the historical norm.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is, in fact, very bad, but if we want to actually stop the atrocities we need to understand maga not as an aberration, but a slight evolution if not the historical norm.
A lot of people qrting that "wokest take" post with like... mainstream DSA positions
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A lot of people qrting that "wokest take" post with like... mainstream DSA positions
Our son is simply a demon and we're just doing the good omens "you could probably avert the apocalypse if the antichrist was raised by loving parents." We've known this since the 20 week ultrasound.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Our son is simply a demon and we're just doing the good omens "you could probably avert the apocalypse if the antichrist was raised by loving parents." We've known this since the 20 week ultrasound.
Reading the diskworld books and I think I found a new girlfriend. Laying it on a bit thick and im 95% sure she's evil already about half a page in but i do not care.
October 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reading the diskworld books and I think I found a new girlfriend. Laying it on a bit thick and im 95% sure she's evil already about half a page in but i do not care.
Our first book from the Dolly Parton book club came today :DDD
Im just very excited for kiddo.
Im just very excited for kiddo.
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Our first book from the Dolly Parton book club came today :DDD
Im just very excited for kiddo.
Im just very excited for kiddo.
@flailmorpho.bsky.social and I painted pumpkins instead of carving them so babby could (sort of) participate. The footprints ghosts got smudgier than I'd have liked but overall I'm pretty happy with how it they turned out!
(Ft. Wife's first attempt at painting a warhammer)
(Ft. Wife's first attempt at painting a warhammer)
October 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
@flailmorpho.bsky.social and I painted pumpkins instead of carving them so babby could (sort of) participate. The footprints ghosts got smudgier than I'd have liked but overall I'm pretty happy with how it they turned out!
(Ft. Wife's first attempt at painting a warhammer)
(Ft. Wife's first attempt at painting a warhammer)
I learned this today, so you need to as well.
September 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I learned this today, so you need to as well.
This is, of course, not really news for any marginalized person, but it may be the starkest it's ever been for me personally.
(Done this way because it was like twice the character limit)
(Done this way because it was like twice the character limit)
September 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is, of course, not really news for any marginalized person, but it may be the starkest it's ever been for me personally.
(Done this way because it was like twice the character limit)
(Done this way because it was like twice the character limit)
Me sitting in Nevada like
September 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me sitting in Nevada like
I bought a camping toilet (glorified bucket) because our only bathroom is gonna be out of commission for 2-3 days next month, and it came with this sticker.
Like thanks...? Are you trying to tell me to eat more fiber? Be more hydrated? This is a weird ass message from a literal shitbucket.
Like thanks...? Are you trying to tell me to eat more fiber? Be more hydrated? This is a weird ass message from a literal shitbucket.
August 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I bought a camping toilet (glorified bucket) because our only bathroom is gonna be out of commission for 2-3 days next month, and it came with this sticker.
Like thanks...? Are you trying to tell me to eat more fiber? Be more hydrated? This is a weird ass message from a literal shitbucket.
Like thanks...? Are you trying to tell me to eat more fiber? Be more hydrated? This is a weird ass message from a literal shitbucket.
It's WILD to me how many readers seem to give up on books, or at the very least get frustrated, if they have to wait until something odd is explained or, god forbid, sit with the work to understand authorial intent. It really is just this tweet:
August 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's WILD to me how many readers seem to give up on books, or at the very least get frustrated, if they have to wait until something odd is explained or, god forbid, sit with the work to understand authorial intent. It really is just this tweet:
So I've had a mystery plant growing in my yard all summer. According to the internet, its probably sorghum.
I have no idea how I got into my yard?
But it seems to be thriving there so im gonna see if I can harvest it when it's ready and plant more next year.
I have no idea how I got into my yard?
But it seems to be thriving there so im gonna see if I can harvest it when it's ready and plant more next year.
August 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So I've had a mystery plant growing in my yard all summer. According to the internet, its probably sorghum.
I have no idea how I got into my yard?
But it seems to be thriving there so im gonna see if I can harvest it when it's ready and plant more next year.
I have no idea how I got into my yard?
But it seems to be thriving there so im gonna see if I can harvest it when it's ready and plant more next year.
Rendering complete! Now that the trial worked out, I'm gonna start freezing my trimmings until I've got enough to make like a whole jar.
August 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Rendering complete! Now that the trial worked out, I'm gonna start freezing my trimmings until I've got enough to make like a whole jar.
AS OF August 10th, this bill, along with KOSA have only been introduced and referred to the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation. It may or may not ever make it out of committee. Unless one of the following is your senator, your energy may be better spent elsewhere for now:
August 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
AS OF August 10th, this bill, along with KOSA have only been introduced and referred to the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation. It may or may not ever make it out of committee. Unless one of the following is your senator, your energy may be better spent elsewhere for now:
As supporting evidence, here's a picture of him playing with his towel, which finally got its own bathroom hook recently.
He tugged and chewed on it for about 5 minutes.
He tugged and chewed on it for about 5 minutes.
August 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As supporting evidence, here's a picture of him playing with his towel, which finally got its own bathroom hook recently.
He tugged and chewed on it for about 5 minutes.
He tugged and chewed on it for about 5 minutes.
Pov: you JUST FUCKING CLEANED THE FLOOR but it's curry night and the baby is starting solids. (At least he's helping clean up? Sort of?)
August 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Pov: you JUST FUCKING CLEANED THE FLOOR but it's curry night and the baby is starting solids. (At least he's helping clean up? Sort of?)
Potential market of 1 (but he's too smart for that)
August 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Potential market of 1 (but he's too smart for that)
Sun-maxxers hate it, but this is what peak weather looks like:
July 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sun-maxxers hate it, but this is what peak weather looks like:
Update: he has, like all children do, started incessantly with the "Y?"s god help us.
June 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Update: he has, like all children do, started incessantly with the "Y?"s god help us.
"What do you do with your master's degree, Rae?"
Awts and cwafts :D
Awts and cwafts :D
June 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"What do you do with your master's degree, Rae?"
Awts and cwafts :D
Awts and cwafts :D
Very little in my life has been as liberating as accepting I have terrible taste. Once you let this meme into your heart, the world becomes much better:
June 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Very little in my life has been as liberating as accepting I have terrible taste. Once you let this meme into your heart, the world becomes much better: