Agent Of Chaos
@tdsmusic.com
Posting whatever I feel like...Mainly Jokes and work stuff sometimes
Thank you to everyone who helps to support me through my shop at www.tdsmusic.com
I will follow back
Thank you to everyone who helps to support me through my shop at www.tdsmusic.com
I will follow back
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Agent Of Chaos
@tdsmusic.com
· Aug 9
Craig is Selling products with my designs on www.tdsmusic.com
Hi, I'm Craig, and I run TDSMusic and Gifts. Your donations mean the world to me and my daughter, helping us continue our creative work. I write poems. I also sell my designs on items such as stickers
buymeacoffee.com
don't want to have to be a racist POS or break the law just to ask for help..
So if you could help, or "Support" I appreciate it. Thank you
buymeacoffee.com/TDSMusic
So if you could help, or "Support" I appreciate it. Thank you
buymeacoffee.com/TDSMusic
don't want to have to be a racist POS or break the law just to ask for help..
So if you could help, or "Support" I appreciate it. Thank you
buymeacoffee.com/TDSMusic
So if you could help, or "Support" I appreciate it. Thank you
buymeacoffee.com/TDSMusic
Craig is Selling products with my designs on www.tdsmusic.com
Hi, I'm Craig, and I run TDSMusic and Gifts. Your donations mean the world to me and my daughter, helping us continue our creative work. I write poems. I also sell my designs on items such as stickers
buymeacoffee.com
August 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
don't want to have to be a racist POS or break the law just to ask for help..
So if you could help, or "Support" I appreciate it. Thank you
buymeacoffee.com/TDSMusic
So if you could help, or "Support" I appreciate it. Thank you
buymeacoffee.com/TDSMusic
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Now doing custom designs if you want your own design or idea on a product for example T-shirt, sticker or mug let me know (The price will be the same as each item is in my store I ain't gonna charge extra for that shit) visit www.tdsmusic.com let me know here
TDS Music and Gifts
TDS Music and Gifts is about more than just music. We also have clothing, Accessories, and homeware. We touch on a wide range of subjects and designs that are not just music-related, like our Zodiac d...
www.tdsmusic.com
June 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Now doing custom designs if you want your own design or idea on a product for example T-shirt, sticker or mug let me know (The price will be the same as each item is in my store I ain't gonna charge extra for that shit) visit www.tdsmusic.com let me know here
It's important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
June 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favourite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
June 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favourite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
I visited my new friend at his house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
June 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I visited my new friend at his house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
June 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.
June 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.
The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
June 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
Diana Ross says she is delighted Trump is not taking out the Supreme Leader.
June 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Diana Ross says she is delighted Trump is not taking out the Supreme Leader.
What happens when you drink food colouring?
You dye a little on the inside.
You dye a little on the inside.
June 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What happens when you drink food colouring?
You dye a little on the inside.
You dye a little on the inside.
I was diagnosed with antisocial behaviour disorder, so I joined a support group.
We never meet.
We never meet.
June 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I was diagnosed with antisocial behaviour disorder, so I joined a support group.
We never meet.
We never meet.
Doctor: "We have a donor for your penis transplant"
Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc.. how long have I got?"
Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc.. how long have I got?"
June 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Doctor: "We have a donor for your penis transplant"
Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc.. how long have I got?"
Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc.. how long have I got?"
What do a pizza deliveryman and a gynaecologist have in common?
They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it, they'll be in trouble.
They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it, they'll be in trouble.
June 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What do a pizza deliveryman and a gynaecologist have in common?
They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it, they'll be in trouble.
They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it, they'll be in trouble.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
June 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
My girl caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I said, "Babe, it's not what it looks like!"
June 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My girl caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I said, "Babe, it's not what it looks like!"
USA, where you can't fit your own flag on, but can fit two full Russian flags to celebrate.
WTF has happened to you, USA?
WTF has happened to you, USA?
June 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
USA, where you can't fit your own flag on, but can fit two full Russian flags to celebrate.
WTF has happened to you, USA?
WTF has happened to you, USA?
What does a hot dog use for protection?
Condoments.
Condoments.
June 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What does a hot dog use for protection?
Condoments.
Condoments.
"So, Mickey, you said you’re divorcing Minnie because she’s really silly?"
"No, I said she’s fucking Goofy."
"No, I said she’s fucking Goofy."
June 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"So, Mickey, you said you’re divorcing Minnie because she’s really silly?"
"No, I said she’s fucking Goofy."
"No, I said she’s fucking Goofy."
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Keep the tip.
June 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Keep the tip.
Two sperm are swimming around inside a girl. One says, "Are we at the egg yet?" The other replies, "Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..."
June 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Two sperm are swimming around inside a girl. One says, "Are we at the egg yet?" The other replies, "Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..."
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Sticks and stones, they may break these bones
But then, I'll be ready, are you ready?
It's the start of us, waking up, come on
Are you ready? I'll be ready
I don't want control, I want to let go
Are you ready? I'll be ready
'Cause now it's time to let them know...
But then, I'll be ready, are you ready?
It's the start of us, waking up, come on
Are you ready? I'll be ready
I don't want control, I want to let go
Are you ready? I'll be ready
'Cause now it's time to let them know...
June 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sticks and stones, they may break these bones
But then, I'll be ready, are you ready?
It's the start of us, waking up, come on
Are you ready? I'll be ready
I don't want control, I want to let go
Are you ready? I'll be ready
'Cause now it's time to let them know...
But then, I'll be ready, are you ready?
It's the start of us, waking up, come on
Are you ready? I'll be ready
I don't want control, I want to let go
Are you ready? I'll be ready
'Cause now it's time to let them know...
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Meiselas: Terry Moran, if you’re listening, we’ve just learned that your agreement has apparently been terminated by ABC. We want you to know—you will always have a place here at The MeidasTouch Network.
June 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Meiselas: Terry Moran, if you’re listening, we’ve just learned that your agreement has apparently been terminated by ABC. We want you to know—you will always have a place here at The MeidasTouch Network.
A lady goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of her knickers. The doctor says, "Oh, this is a strange one." ... The lady says, "And that's just the tip of the iceberg."
June 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A lady goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of her knickers. The doctor says, "Oh, this is a strange one." ... The lady says, "And that's just the tip of the iceberg."