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Hot dogs, apple pie, and . . . the Man of Steel? Not this Fourth of July, Metropolis
June 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hot dogs, apple pie, and . . . the Man of Steel? Not this Fourth of July, Metropolis
"Faster than a speeding bullet?" TDP's Fact Checkers went to the videotape and give Superman's claim three and a half Pinocchios
June 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Faster than a speeding bullet?" TDP's Fact Checkers went to the videotape and give Superman's claim three and a half Pinocchios
June 12 used to mean wishing friends and family in Metropolis "Happy Superman Day." Until the woke metahuman mob took it all away from us. #WarOnSupermanDay
June 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
June 12 used to mean wishing friends and family in Metropolis "Happy Superman Day." Until the woke metahuman mob took it all away from us. #WarOnSupermanDay
Patriotism or Agitprop: The sight of army tanks rumbling down the streets of our nation's capitol has many in Metropolis wondering, "Did we really give General Zod a fair shake?"
June 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Patriotism or Agitprop: The sight of army tanks rumbling down the streets of our nation's capitol has many in Metropolis wondering, "Did we really give General Zod a fair shake?"
Things May Be Looking Up For The City of Tomorrow, But In This Otisburg Diner The Name “Superman” Is Kryptonite to Lex Luthor’s Supporters
June 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Things May Be Looking Up For The City of Tomorrow, But In This Otisburg Diner The Name “Superman” Is Kryptonite to Lex Luthor’s Supporters
Metropolis Has Lived Under Superman’s Protection For Years, So Why Does It Feel Like We’re Becoming The Next Gotham City?
June 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Metropolis Has Lived Under Superman’s Protection For Years, So Why Does It Feel Like We’re Becoming The Next Gotham City?