land o’lakes courtesy of @ohnomiko.bsky.social (and @nateythom.bsky.social being manly and boaty out of frame)

every time i walk the dog -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

won $647 at drag bingo on this cruise that only cost $605

our friends want shadow to meet their cat but max and i want our friends to still have a cat that is alive so we said no

time to start a new file to last me until Wind Waker

reporting for duty

my hair hasn’t been this long since i was a kid also when i was in little league the boys called me curly sue and it made me cry and also i hit the ball once and was so flustered i ran directly to third base and everybody screamed at me including the parents

becoming a wii fit trainer main (photo unrelated)

Max & I—together for 12 years—had very few good photos together this whole time

that is… until 2024 somehow! sometimes leaving the house is good!!! memories yay ✨

hi @elissaslotkin.bsky.social in the event you start using this account we’re pissed here too

wellllllllll we’re cruise people now

someone on this beach is blasting multiple tropical Adele remixes, this photo is haunting my psyche

both gay

oh see like ew no

quickly before everyone arrives