thinking I might try to write 1667 words every day in November has anyone ever done that before or am I the first

Is France okay (love is blind commentary)

Is Denver okay (love is blind commentary)

wrote a weird little story about cats jumping off balconies and falling to their deaths…yes I am deranged, yes you should read it!

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Feeling overwhelmed and upset about the state of the world so I’m reorienting myself to what’s really important: the new season of Temptation Island

I feel absolutely honored to share some artistic space with Chris Terry in this latest piece on @rejectionlit.bsky.social. Check out some excellent fiction (and a cool photo by yours truly) here: rejection-letters.com/2025/02/03/f...

What is the name for these mirrors in hotel bathrooms that illuminate every pore and hair on your face and how can we get them outlawed in all 50 states

At least the people who stole my credit cards and had a shopping spree at Target, Starbucks, and the liquor store left my license and insurance card. Super considerate of them honestly.

we’re at the point where “go birds” can be used in any context, as any part of speech, in any sentence.

Examples:
At a work meeting: “let’s circle back to that later, go birds”

At the coffee shop: “good morning go birds, can I get a drip coffee?”

Texting mom: “love you too, go birds”

it’s fine, wind, I actually didn’t need my face today

Starting a virtual morning writing club this month! 1/6-1/30, Mon-Thurs, 6-7am est on Zoom. Cameras off, everyone muted, no frills, just some writing accountability. Message me if you want the link!

Set a goal this year to get 100 rejections. Didn’t reach the goal, but I did get a new job, publish a couple pieces, and make headway in my novel publication journey. Reflecting on how reframing expectations can take the pressure off and free up space to achieve the desired outcome. HNY, friends!

I guess American Airlines doesn’t allow smutty commercial fic on airplanes now?? Wow

Discovered our family Christmas card from 2000, which I apparently designed. Can’t decide if “I try very hard at everything” is a humble brag or a self own or a…threat? Regardless, still true.

my anxiously awaited (by anxiously awaited I mean absolutely no one is waiting for it) 2024 holiday rom-com wrap up. A 🧵

Oh yeah I’m fine I just remembered a poem I wrote for a college workshop and briefly died of embarrassment but don’t worry I’ll be back to normal soon

felt self-conscious about posting my thanksgiving plate but then I remembered I only have 11 followers so I’m doing it anyways! I don’t care! Call me basic!

sad to leave twitter when I had finally gained some traction with the sex bot community 🫤 hoping to cultivate such a devoted following here as well 🙏🏼