Didn't he say it was better than "politically correct football"? Like what

I'm sure you're actually upset about being this right but holy shit

I mean, while we're talking candy, these are sort of the inverse of nerd clusters and are delicious but get really stuck in your teeth

Fair, they may have broken my brain. Catch myself thinking ridiculous things like, This is a real step forward in candy technology

Not defending the ad but they are so good

I read this as "genders" and was nodding along but confused

One Xmas my folks got me a bulk pack of Mac n cheese boxes to tease me for eating it so much, but I was genuinely ecstatic and they just played along. I didn't realize it was a gag until my mid 20s