TheDarkestDandelion (Dandy)
@tddandelion.bsky.social
She/Her | Level 26
Writer and a crazy dandelion lady XD
FFXV | FFXVI | KH
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheDarkestDandelion/works
Writer and a crazy dandelion lady XD
FFXV | FFXVI | KH
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheDarkestDandelion/works
Lil Prom: what are you going as for Halloween uncle Somnus
Somnus: well
Ardyn: himself. He’s scary enough Prom
Somnus: says the living embodiment of the starscourge
Prom: no dada is going as my daddy
Somnus:
Cor: ARDYN! Where is my katana
Prom: see 🥰 dada gunna be scary
Somnus: well
Ardyn: himself. He’s scary enough Prom
Somnus: says the living embodiment of the starscourge
Prom: no dada is going as my daddy
Somnus:
Cor: ARDYN! Where is my katana
Prom: see 🥰 dada gunna be scary
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Lil Prom: what are you going as for Halloween uncle Somnus
Somnus: well
Ardyn: himself. He’s scary enough Prom
Somnus: says the living embodiment of the starscourge
Prom: no dada is going as my daddy
Somnus:
Cor: ARDYN! Where is my katana
Prom: see 🥰 dada gunna be scary
Somnus: well
Ardyn: himself. He’s scary enough Prom
Somnus: says the living embodiment of the starscourge
Prom: no dada is going as my daddy
Somnus:
Cor: ARDYN! Where is my katana
Prom: see 🥰 dada gunna be scary
Ardyn: I have a plan
Cor: oh gods! This can’t be good
Ardyn: the plan was to get you upstairs, my sweet marshal and make you scream
Cor:
Ardyn: do you like that plan?
Cor:… yes
Ardyn: well would you like to be carried? Or hold my hand?
Cor: carried
Ardyn: come on dear
Cor: oh gods! This can’t be good
Ardyn: the plan was to get you upstairs, my sweet marshal and make you scream
Cor:
Ardyn: do you like that plan?
Cor:… yes
Ardyn: well would you like to be carried? Or hold my hand?
Cor: carried
Ardyn: come on dear
October 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ardyn: I have a plan
Cor: oh gods! This can’t be good
Ardyn: the plan was to get you upstairs, my sweet marshal and make you scream
Cor:
Ardyn: do you like that plan?
Cor:… yes
Ardyn: well would you like to be carried? Or hold my hand?
Cor: carried
Ardyn: come on dear
Cor: oh gods! This can’t be good
Ardyn: the plan was to get you upstairs, my sweet marshal and make you scream
Cor:
Ardyn: do you like that plan?
Cor:… yes
Ardyn: well would you like to be carried? Or hold my hand?
Cor: carried
Ardyn: come on dear
Cor: Ardyn…
Ardyn: yes darling!
Cor: Prom is turning 3
Ardyn: what a marvellous age it is!
Cor: he’s not gunna remember you decorating the entire house and the 50 present you got him for his third birthday
Ardyn: but I will! our sunbeam deserves the best!
Cor: yes he does
Ardyn: yes darling!
Cor: Prom is turning 3
Ardyn: what a marvellous age it is!
Cor: he’s not gunna remember you decorating the entire house and the 50 present you got him for his third birthday
Ardyn: but I will! our sunbeam deserves the best!
Cor: yes he does
October 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Cor: Ardyn…
Ardyn: yes darling!
Cor: Prom is turning 3
Ardyn: what a marvellous age it is!
Cor: he’s not gunna remember you decorating the entire house and the 50 present you got him for his third birthday
Ardyn: but I will! our sunbeam deserves the best!
Cor: yes he does
Ardyn: yes darling!
Cor: Prom is turning 3
Ardyn: what a marvellous age it is!
Cor: he’s not gunna remember you decorating the entire house and the 50 present you got him for his third birthday
Ardyn: but I will! our sunbeam deserves the best!
Cor: yes he does
Cor: you having a good birthday Prom?
Prom: yeah dad! It’s the best!
Cor: yeah?
Prom: cause I get to spend the whole day with you!
Cor: 🥹🥹 yeah this day is pretty cool. Love you sunbeam
Prom: I love you too dad
#HBDPrompto #FFXV
Prom: yeah dad! It’s the best!
Cor: yeah?
Prom: cause I get to spend the whole day with you!
Cor: 🥹🥹 yeah this day is pretty cool. Love you sunbeam
Prom: I love you too dad
#HBDPrompto #FFXV
October 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cor: you having a good birthday Prom?
Prom: yeah dad! It’s the best!
Cor: yeah?
Prom: cause I get to spend the whole day with you!
Cor: 🥹🥹 yeah this day is pretty cool. Love you sunbeam
Prom: I love you too dad
#HBDPrompto #FFXV
Prom: yeah dad! It’s the best!
Cor: yeah?
Prom: cause I get to spend the whole day with you!
Cor: 🥹🥹 yeah this day is pretty cool. Love you sunbeam
Prom: I love you too dad
#HBDPrompto #FFXV
Lil Noct: are you not afraid of the dark Prom?
Lil Prom: nope!
Noct: huh? Why? It’s scary
Prom: my dada is the darkness!
Somnus: I don’t think that-
Prom: he isn’t scary! So I’m not scared!
Ardyn😭my baby loves me😭
Cor: we all do Ass Hat
Somnus: well-
Cor😡 shut up
#FFXV
Lil Prom: nope!
Noct: huh? Why? It’s scary
Prom: my dada is the darkness!
Somnus: I don’t think that-
Prom: he isn’t scary! So I’m not scared!
Ardyn😭my baby loves me😭
Cor: we all do Ass Hat
Somnus: well-
Cor😡 shut up
#FFXV
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Lil Noct: are you not afraid of the dark Prom?
Lil Prom: nope!
Noct: huh? Why? It’s scary
Prom: my dada is the darkness!
Somnus: I don’t think that-
Prom: he isn’t scary! So I’m not scared!
Ardyn😭my baby loves me😭
Cor: we all do Ass Hat
Somnus: well-
Cor😡 shut up
#FFXV
Lil Prom: nope!
Noct: huh? Why? It’s scary
Prom: my dada is the darkness!
Somnus: I don’t think that-
Prom: he isn’t scary! So I’m not scared!
Ardyn😭my baby loves me😭
Cor: we all do Ass Hat
Somnus: well-
Cor😡 shut up
#FFXV
Look what I finally got around to posting!
Chapter 2 of Oh Ifrit! My FFXV X FFXVI crossover!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/666847...
Chapter 2 of Oh Ifrit! My FFXV X FFXVI crossover!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/666847...
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Look what I finally got around to posting!
Chapter 2 of Oh Ifrit! My FFXV X FFXVI crossover!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/666847...
Chapter 2 of Oh Ifrit! My FFXV X FFXVI crossover!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/666847...
Regis: right brotherly bonding exercise!
Ardyn + Somnus; NO!
Regis: yes! Trust falls!
Ardyn 😈 That actually sounds like fun! Don’t worry Sommy I’ll catch you
Somnus: nope! No! Naptime! You’ll drop me on purpose!
Ardyn: oh definitely
Regis: no! You are meant to be bonding!
#FFXV
Ardyn + Somnus; NO!
Regis: yes! Trust falls!
Ardyn 😈 That actually sounds like fun! Don’t worry Sommy I’ll catch you
Somnus: nope! No! Naptime! You’ll drop me on purpose!
Ardyn: oh definitely
Regis: no! You are meant to be bonding!
#FFXV
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Regis: right brotherly bonding exercise!
Ardyn + Somnus; NO!
Regis: yes! Trust falls!
Ardyn 😈 That actually sounds like fun! Don’t worry Sommy I’ll catch you
Somnus: nope! No! Naptime! You’ll drop me on purpose!
Ardyn: oh definitely
Regis: no! You are meant to be bonding!
#FFXV
Ardyn + Somnus; NO!
Regis: yes! Trust falls!
Ardyn 😈 That actually sounds like fun! Don’t worry Sommy I’ll catch you
Somnus: nope! No! Naptime! You’ll drop me on purpose!
Ardyn: oh definitely
Regis: no! You are meant to be bonding!
#FFXV
Prom: dad are you okay?
Cor: yeah? Why?
Prom: you shouted ‘stepped on my-‘ last night. Did dad step on your toe?
Cor😳
Ardyn:🤣🤣
Prom: what?! I want to know if he’s hurt!
Cor: I’m fine Prom… I need to go back to bed though
Ardyn🤣🤣
Prom: dad stop laughing!
Ardyn🤣
#FFXV
Cor: yeah? Why?
Prom: you shouted ‘stepped on my-‘ last night. Did dad step on your toe?
Cor😳
Ardyn:🤣🤣
Prom: what?! I want to know if he’s hurt!
Cor: I’m fine Prom… I need to go back to bed though
Ardyn🤣🤣
Prom: dad stop laughing!
Ardyn🤣
#FFXV
October 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Prom: dad are you okay?
Cor: yeah? Why?
Prom: you shouted ‘stepped on my-‘ last night. Did dad step on your toe?
Cor😳
Ardyn:🤣🤣
Prom: what?! I want to know if he’s hurt!
Cor: I’m fine Prom… I need to go back to bed though
Ardyn🤣🤣
Prom: dad stop laughing!
Ardyn🤣
#FFXV
Cor: yeah? Why?
Prom: you shouted ‘stepped on my-‘ last night. Did dad step on your toe?
Cor😳
Ardyn:🤣🤣
Prom: what?! I want to know if he’s hurt!
Cor: I’m fine Prom… I need to go back to bed though
Ardyn🤣🤣
Prom: dad stop laughing!
Ardyn🤣
#FFXV
Ardyn: Prompto
Lil Prom: yes dada
Cor: go on Ass Hat
Ardyn: you are not to draw on the wall again
Prom: why? Don’t you like my drawing🥺
Cor: stay strong
Ardyn: I do it’s just- these are mine and daddy’s walls-
Prom😭you hate it
Ardyn: no I don’t it’s beautiful!
Cor 🤦🏻♂️
#FFXV
Lil Prom: yes dada
Cor: go on Ass Hat
Ardyn: you are not to draw on the wall again
Prom: why? Don’t you like my drawing🥺
Cor: stay strong
Ardyn: I do it’s just- these are mine and daddy’s walls-
Prom😭you hate it
Ardyn: no I don’t it’s beautiful!
Cor 🤦🏻♂️
#FFXV
October 14, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Ardyn: Prompto
Lil Prom: yes dada
Cor: go on Ass Hat
Ardyn: you are not to draw on the wall again
Prom: why? Don’t you like my drawing🥺
Cor: stay strong
Ardyn: I do it’s just- these are mine and daddy’s walls-
Prom😭you hate it
Ardyn: no I don’t it’s beautiful!
Cor 🤦🏻♂️
#FFXV
Lil Prom: yes dada
Cor: go on Ass Hat
Ardyn: you are not to draw on the wall again
Prom: why? Don’t you like my drawing🥺
Cor: stay strong
Ardyn: I do it’s just- these are mine and daddy’s walls-
Prom😭you hate it
Ardyn: no I don’t it’s beautiful!
Cor 🤦🏻♂️
#FFXV
Cor: Prompto!
Lil Prom: what?!
Cor: get your hands out of Cerberus mouths!
Prom: i was only feeding him
Cor: not like that- what are you feeding him?
Prom: only chew sweets
Cor:
Cerbie🥰🥰🥰
Cor: you cannot feed the dog sweets!
Prom: dada does!
Cor: ARDYN!
Ardyn😗
#FFXV
Lil Prom: what?!
Cor: get your hands out of Cerberus mouths!
Prom: i was only feeding him
Cor: not like that- what are you feeding him?
Prom: only chew sweets
Cor:
Cerbie🥰🥰🥰
Cor: you cannot feed the dog sweets!
Prom: dada does!
Cor: ARDYN!
Ardyn😗
#FFXV
October 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Cor: Prompto!
Lil Prom: what?!
Cor: get your hands out of Cerberus mouths!
Prom: i was only feeding him
Cor: not like that- what are you feeding him?
Prom: only chew sweets
Cor:
Cerbie🥰🥰🥰
Cor: you cannot feed the dog sweets!
Prom: dada does!
Cor: ARDYN!
Ardyn😗
#FFXV
Lil Prom: what?!
Cor: get your hands out of Cerberus mouths!
Prom: i was only feeding him
Cor: not like that- what are you feeding him?
Prom: only chew sweets
Cor:
Cerbie🥰🥰🥰
Cor: you cannot feed the dog sweets!
Prom: dada does!
Cor: ARDYN!
Ardyn😗
#FFXV
Okay, we may have a problem....
There are currently 316 fics on AO3 that centre around Cordyn ship in some way, shape or form and.... I have written 183 of them!
That's less than 30 fics away from being two-thirds!
Is this a problem?? Probably.
Do I care? No! ALL THE CORDYN
There are currently 316 fics on AO3 that centre around Cordyn ship in some way, shape or form and.... I have written 183 of them!
That's less than 30 fics away from being two-thirds!
Is this a problem?? Probably.
Do I care? No! ALL THE CORDYN
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Okay, we may have a problem....
There are currently 316 fics on AO3 that centre around Cordyn ship in some way, shape or form and.... I have written 183 of them!
That's less than 30 fics away from being two-thirds!
Is this a problem?? Probably.
Do I care? No! ALL THE CORDYN
There are currently 316 fics on AO3 that centre around Cordyn ship in some way, shape or form and.... I have written 183 of them!
That's less than 30 fics away from being two-thirds!
Is this a problem?? Probably.
Do I care? No! ALL THE CORDYN
archiveofourown.org/works/71606531…
Day 7: Injury
O#xvtoberer and yes it is Cordyn cause I cannot resist this ship!🤭
Like before here is a teaser and a link to the fic if you wanna read
Day 7: Injury
O#xvtoberer and yes it is Cordyn cause I cannot resist this ship!🤭
Like before here is a teaser and a link to the fic if you wanna read
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
archiveofourown.org/works/71606531…
Day 7: Injury
O#xvtoberer and yes it is Cordyn cause I cannot resist this ship!🤭
Like before here is a teaser and a link to the fic if you wanna read
Day 7: Injury
O#xvtoberer and yes it is Cordyn cause I cannot resist this ship!🤭
Like before here is a teaser and a link to the fic if you wanna read
Cor: I think your child is broken.
Clarus: Don’t you dare ever say that about my-
Cor: She wants me to take her out beyond the wall, AT NIGHT, so she can pet the daemons!
Clarus:
Little Iris: They deserve hugs and kindness too, Daddy!
Clarus: You might be right…
#xvtober
Day6: Daemons
Clarus: Don’t you dare ever say that about my-
Cor: She wants me to take her out beyond the wall, AT NIGHT, so she can pet the daemons!
Clarus:
Little Iris: They deserve hugs and kindness too, Daddy!
Clarus: You might be right…
#xvtober
Day6: Daemons
October 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cor: I think your child is broken.
Clarus: Don’t you dare ever say that about my-
Cor: She wants me to take her out beyond the wall, AT NIGHT, so she can pet the daemons!
Clarus:
Little Iris: They deserve hugs and kindness too, Daddy!
Clarus: You might be right…
#xvtober
Day6: Daemons
Clarus: Don’t you dare ever say that about my-
Cor: She wants me to take her out beyond the wall, AT NIGHT, so she can pet the daemons!
Clarus:
Little Iris: They deserve hugs and kindness too, Daddy!
Clarus: You might be right…
#xvtober
Day6: Daemons
#xvtober #ffxvtober
This my contribution to day 1 with the prompt ingredients
Here’s a snippet and if you want to read the rest here’s the link!
archiveofourown.org/works/71606531…
This my contribution to day 1 with the prompt ingredients
Here’s a snippet and if you want to read the rest here’s the link!
archiveofourown.org/works/71606531…
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
#xvtober #ffxvtober
This my contribution to day 1 with the prompt ingredients
Here’s a snippet and if you want to read the rest here’s the link!
archiveofourown.org/works/71606531…
This my contribution to day 1 with the prompt ingredients
Here’s a snippet and if you want to read the rest here’s the link!
archiveofourown.org/works/71606531…
Mors: what is that?!
Regis: Clarus? My shield…. Your shield’s son? Have you really not been paying attention these past-
Mors: not him! Why do you have a child?!
13 year old Cor exists
Regis: oh Cor! I’m adopting him!
Baby Cor hiss
Mors: NO!
Regis: yes!
#FFXV
Regis: Clarus? My shield…. Your shield’s son? Have you really not been paying attention these past-
Mors: not him! Why do you have a child?!
13 year old Cor exists
Regis: oh Cor! I’m adopting him!
Baby Cor hiss
Mors: NO!
Regis: yes!
#FFXV
September 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Mors: what is that?!
Regis: Clarus? My shield…. Your shield’s son? Have you really not been paying attention these past-
Mors: not him! Why do you have a child?!
13 year old Cor exists
Regis: oh Cor! I’m adopting him!
Baby Cor hiss
Mors: NO!
Regis: yes!
#FFXV
Regis: Clarus? My shield…. Your shield’s son? Have you really not been paying attention these past-
Mors: not him! Why do you have a child?!
13 year old Cor exists
Regis: oh Cor! I’m adopting him!
Baby Cor hiss
Mors: NO!
Regis: yes!
#FFXV
Noctis: why does your dad always have a grumpy face Prom?
Prompto: oh he’s not grumpy, he’s just aware
Noctis: aware of that?
Cor: that the world is sh!t
Prompto: see
Noctis: well…. Alright then
#FFXV
Prompto: oh he’s not grumpy, he’s just aware
Noctis: aware of that?
Cor: that the world is sh!t
Prompto: see
Noctis: well…. Alright then
#FFXV
September 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Noctis: why does your dad always have a grumpy face Prom?
Prompto: oh he’s not grumpy, he’s just aware
Noctis: aware of that?
Cor: that the world is sh!t
Prompto: see
Noctis: well…. Alright then
#FFXV
Prompto: oh he’s not grumpy, he’s just aware
Noctis: aware of that?
Cor: that the world is sh!t
Prompto: see
Noctis: well…. Alright then
#FFXV
Ardyn: you’re nothing but a distraction Cor Leonis
Cor: good morning to you too, dear husband
Ardyn: I’ve got paper work to do and you come back into the room with your top off and your hair wet?! It’s mean!
Cor: I had a shower!
Ardyn:… can we s£x?
Cor:… yes
#FFXV
Cor: good morning to you too, dear husband
Ardyn: I’ve got paper work to do and you come back into the room with your top off and your hair wet?! It’s mean!
Cor: I had a shower!
Ardyn:… can we s£x?
Cor:… yes
#FFXV
September 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ardyn: you’re nothing but a distraction Cor Leonis
Cor: good morning to you too, dear husband
Ardyn: I’ve got paper work to do and you come back into the room with your top off and your hair wet?! It’s mean!
Cor: I had a shower!
Ardyn:… can we s£x?
Cor:… yes
#FFXV
Cor: good morning to you too, dear husband
Ardyn: I’ve got paper work to do and you come back into the room with your top off and your hair wet?! It’s mean!
Cor: I had a shower!
Ardyn:… can we s£x?
Cor:… yes
#FFXV
Ardyn: why is the sunbeam screaming, laying on the floor and kicking?
Cor: because I told him to brush his teeth before bed or no story
Lil Prom😭no! I don’t wanna!😭
Ardyn: I have to go
Cor: no! Help me with this!
Ardyn: I’ll cave! Good luck darling!
Cor 🤦🏻♂️
Prom😭
#FFXV
Cor: because I told him to brush his teeth before bed or no story
Lil Prom😭no! I don’t wanna!😭
Ardyn: I have to go
Cor: no! Help me with this!
Ardyn: I’ll cave! Good luck darling!
Cor 🤦🏻♂️
Prom😭
#FFXV
September 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ardyn: why is the sunbeam screaming, laying on the floor and kicking?
Cor: because I told him to brush his teeth before bed or no story
Lil Prom😭no! I don’t wanna!😭
Ardyn: I have to go
Cor: no! Help me with this!
Ardyn: I’ll cave! Good luck darling!
Cor 🤦🏻♂️
Prom😭
#FFXV
Cor: because I told him to brush his teeth before bed or no story
Lil Prom😭no! I don’t wanna!😭
Ardyn: I have to go
Cor: no! Help me with this!
Ardyn: I’ll cave! Good luck darling!
Cor 🤦🏻♂️
Prom😭
#FFXV
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by TheDarkestDandelion (Dandy)
the first time he felt the curse spreading.
——
or he’s just rubbing the hand cream in🙂↔️🍂
——
or he’s just rubbing the hand cream in🙂↔️🍂
September 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the first time he felt the curse spreading.
——
or he’s just rubbing the hand cream in🙂↔️🍂
——
or he’s just rubbing the hand cream in🙂↔️🍂
Reposted by TheDarkestDandelion (Dandy)
Started in 2020, finished two weeks ago. It's done!
As a past HorseGirl, if you're riding them around all over the place, I feel like someone would fall off their giant chicken and get accidentally left behind and also that it would be Prompto.
[ #ffxv #finalfantasy15 ]
As a past HorseGirl, if you're riding them around all over the place, I feel like someone would fall off their giant chicken and get accidentally left behind and also that it would be Prompto.
[ #ffxv #finalfantasy15 ]
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Started in 2020, finished two weeks ago. It's done!
As a past HorseGirl, if you're riding them around all over the place, I feel like someone would fall off their giant chicken and get accidentally left behind and also that it would be Prompto.
[ #ffxv #finalfantasy15 ]
As a past HorseGirl, if you're riding them around all over the place, I feel like someone would fall off their giant chicken and get accidentally left behind and also that it would be Prompto.
[ #ffxv #finalfantasy15 ]