How much would he think too much to pay for this shit sandwich he finds himself in?

Like we have a turd sandwich in the WH, but so we want a sandwich with a light glaze of turd instead? Me, I want a good sandwich.

Based on QT's behavior, I would just skip to your second sentence and assume the first as a given.

congratulations. I am 1-4743733837 or so on tries. Had to explain to wife why I suddenly sat up straight and wooped when it happened.

Alert the Baum Squad!

I'm willing to carve them a huge spoon

You had your bday yet, or is it imminent? I had mine Sun, Mom's is Thursday, so 2nd gen "Scorpio Doesn't play" Either way, happy birthday Mikki!

Part of my first Turnip 28 project from a few years back, the 169th Parsnip Guards "Neeps and Tatters". They got lost marching around and went way too high up in the mountains. I plan to redo these again now that I know more what I am doing.

It's like a Mad libs writer had a marketing director shoved up their ass and then were repeatedly struck about the head.