Brian Schreffler
@tcryderact.bsky.social
Actor, Social Commentator
THANKS TRUMP!
WASHINGTON, Dec 1 (Reuters) - U.S. manufacturing contracted for the ninth straight month in November, with factories facing slumping orders and higher prices for inputs as the drag from import tariffs persisted.
WASHINGTON, Dec 1 (Reuters) - U.S. manufacturing contracted for the ninth straight month in November, with factories facing slumping orders and higher prices for inputs as the drag from import tariffs persisted.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
THANKS TRUMP!
WASHINGTON, Dec 1 (Reuters) - U.S. manufacturing contracted for the ninth straight month in November, with factories facing slumping orders and higher prices for inputs as the drag from import tariffs persisted.
WASHINGTON, Dec 1 (Reuters) - U.S. manufacturing contracted for the ninth straight month in November, with factories facing slumping orders and higher prices for inputs as the drag from import tariffs persisted.
Americans are done with Republican greed, corruption, and a pathological refusal to govern. Our healthcare system is crumbling. Trump is gearing up for a pointless war in Venezuela. Voters were tricked into thinking that Trump would lower grocery prices. He's flushing the country down the toilet.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Americans are done with Republican greed, corruption, and a pathological refusal to govern. Our healthcare system is crumbling. Trump is gearing up for a pointless war in Venezuela. Voters were tricked into thinking that Trump would lower grocery prices. He's flushing the country down the toilet.
Dipshit Donny got bent out of shape over the military being told they have a duty to refuse illegal orders because he intends to issue illegal orders. He likes to imagine the military is his personal plaything. Our armed forces swore an oath to obey the Constitution, not some douchebag felon.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Dipshit Donny got bent out of shape over the military being told they have a duty to refuse illegal orders because he intends to issue illegal orders. He likes to imagine the military is his personal plaything. Our armed forces swore an oath to obey the Constitution, not some douchebag felon.
WASHINGTON (Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump boasted that his funeral will draw a much bigger crowd than former V.P. Dick Cheney’s. “My funeral will draw MILLIONS!” Trump said he expects the turnout at his funeral to set records. “Every day, people say to me, ‘Sir, I can’t wait for that day to come.’”
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
WASHINGTON (Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump boasted that his funeral will draw a much bigger crowd than former V.P. Dick Cheney’s. “My funeral will draw MILLIONS!” Trump said he expects the turnout at his funeral to set records. “Every day, people say to me, ‘Sir, I can’t wait for that day to come.’”
Shouldn’t these elections have been really easy Republican wins? After all, Trump says his approval ratings are at record highs, prices are down, he’s ended 8 wars, there is no inflation, nobody likes Democrats, and everything is better than it has ever been before…
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Shouldn’t these elections have been really easy Republican wins? After all, Trump says his approval ratings are at record highs, prices are down, he’s ended 8 wars, there is no inflation, nobody likes Democrats, and everything is better than it has ever been before…
Trump’s idea that his absence from the ballot somehow excuses Republican losses is laughable. It’s his toxic influence, corrupt policies, and the chaos of the Republican shutdown he encourages that voters rejected yesterday…
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Trump’s idea that his absence from the ballot somehow excuses Republican losses is laughable. It’s his toxic influence, corrupt policies, and the chaos of the Republican shutdown he encourages that voters rejected yesterday…
I hear they're installing a stripper pole in the ballroom for Melania's use...
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I hear they're installing a stripper pole in the ballroom for Melania's use...
No matter how you feel about the Epstein files or anything else that involves Congress, the people of Arizona are currently without representation because House Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear her in, and that is unacceptable…
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
No matter how you feel about the Epstein files or anything else that involves Congress, the people of Arizona are currently without representation because House Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear her in, and that is unacceptable…
Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize because the award goes only to people with courage and integrity…
October 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize because the award goes only to people with courage and integrity…
Somehow the man who is illegally murdering fishermen and sending masked police officers to drag children screaming from their beds did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. But that hasn’t stopped his sycophantic lapdogs and yes-men from throwing a truly pathetic whine-fest. Sad!
October 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Somehow the man who is illegally murdering fishermen and sending masked police officers to drag children screaming from their beds did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. But that hasn’t stopped his sycophantic lapdogs and yes-men from throwing a truly pathetic whine-fest. Sad!
ICE is made up of men who have failed the human test and have nothing of value to offer the nation…
October 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
ICE is made up of men who have failed the human test and have nothing of value to offer the nation…
The Secretary of Stupid, Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand, basically ordered our military to commit more war crimes, and then Little Donny Fuckface got up and blithered incoherently...
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The Secretary of Stupid, Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand, basically ordered our military to commit more war crimes, and then Little Donny Fuckface got up and blithered incoherently...
A senior foreign diplomat posted at the UN texted a Washington Post reporter and said about Trump: "This man is stark, raving mad. Do Americans not see how embarrassing this is?"
September 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A senior foreign diplomat posted at the UN texted a Washington Post reporter and said about Trump: "This man is stark, raving mad. Do Americans not see how embarrassing this is?"
The world gathered today at the United Nations to witness Trump sink deeper into dementia...sad
September 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The world gathered today at the United Nations to witness Trump sink deeper into dementia...sad
Elderly draft dodger declares war on Chicago! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
September 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Elderly draft dodger declares war on Chicago! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Alligator Alcratraz is expected to be vacated soon, according to a Florida official. This monstrosity cost $250 million to create. What a waste of taxpayer dollars. Republicans love to talk about their imaginary fiscal conservatism, but they'll spend any amount to advance their racist agenda.
August 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Alligator Alcratraz is expected to be vacated soon, according to a Florida official. This monstrosity cost $250 million to create. What a waste of taxpayer dollars. Republicans love to talk about their imaginary fiscal conservatism, but they'll spend any amount to advance their racist agenda.
Has anyone checked to see if Alaska is still a state or is it now a Russian territory?
August 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Has anyone checked to see if Alaska is still a state or is it now a Russian territory?
The World Travel and Tourism Council revealed that the United States is going to lose roughly $12.5 billion due to the drop-off in tourism caused by Trump’s hateful rhetoric and authoritarian policies. Tourism from Canada and Mexico have plummeted by 20% this year compared to last. All this winning!
August 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The World Travel and Tourism Council revealed that the United States is going to lose roughly $12.5 billion due to the drop-off in tourism caused by Trump’s hateful rhetoric and authoritarian policies. Tourism from Canada and Mexico have plummeted by 20% this year compared to last. All this winning!
Trump promises to crack down on crime in Washington, D.C. Remember, he pardoned scores of people for violating the law and beating up policemen on Jan. 6 in Washington, D.C. He was president then. He did nothing about it, said nothing about it, and pardoned them once he got back in.
August 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump promises to crack down on crime in Washington, D.C. Remember, he pardoned scores of people for violating the law and beating up policemen on Jan. 6 in Washington, D.C. He was president then. He did nothing about it, said nothing about it, and pardoned them once he got back in.
The Trump Economy-Confronting facts he doesn't like, he could change direction and abandon a misguided agenda that isn't working; ask the public to be patient while trying a regressive and ineffectual experiment; fire statisticians and brazenly lie to the public. Guess which path the idiot prefers.
August 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The Trump Economy-Confronting facts he doesn't like, he could change direction and abandon a misguided agenda that isn't working; ask the public to be patient while trying a regressive and ineffectual experiment; fire statisticians and brazenly lie to the public. Guess which path the idiot prefers.
Polls show Trump with a 25 point lead among pedophiles without a high school diploma...
August 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Polls show Trump with a 25 point lead among pedophiles without a high school diploma...
He's so fucking guilty and everyone knows it...
July 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
He's so fucking guilty and everyone knows it...
Trump is a once-in-a-lifetime monster. His hate is genuine. But all monsters have an expiration date, and the spiraling Trump is careening toward his. There will be more health issues and steady decline in the months ahead, until the Grim Reaper shows up at the White House and ends this nightmare.
July 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Trump is a once-in-a-lifetime monster. His hate is genuine. But all monsters have an expiration date, and the spiraling Trump is careening toward his. There will be more health issues and steady decline in the months ahead, until the Grim Reaper shows up at the White House and ends this nightmare.
Mad King Donny is separating his cultists from their money with a fragrance called ‘FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT’. Does MAGA want to see who can stink the worst? The price tag for this piss is $250 fucking dollars. Why would anyone spend any money to smell like Donny, when you can just shit yourself for free?
July 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Mad King Donny is separating his cultists from their money with a fragrance called ‘FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT’. Does MAGA want to see who can stink the worst? The price tag for this piss is $250 fucking dollars. Why would anyone spend any money to smell like Donny, when you can just shit yourself for free?
Millions of Americans will lose their healthcare under Trump’s plan. How do you address that issue?
THEY’LL GET OVER IT – Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE – Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA)
THEY’LL GET OVER IT – Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE – Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA)
June 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Millions of Americans will lose their healthcare under Trump’s plan. How do you address that issue?
THEY’LL GET OVER IT – Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE – Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA)
THEY’LL GET OVER IT – Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE – Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA)