Test Channel, Please Ignore
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Imagine that when we said "livin' the dream" we meant:
- teeth falling out
- think we're talking to people who are actually already dead
- trying to find a bathroom
- think we're somewhere but it's not how we remember it
- struggling to drive a car
I guess grandma really is livin' the dream
- teeth falling out
- think we're talking to people who are actually already dead
- trying to find a bathroom
- think we're somewhere but it's not how we remember it
- struggling to drive a car
I guess grandma really is livin' the dream
I'm naked from the waist down, so I guess you could say I'm livin' the dream.
You've got to hand it to him.
And by "it", I mean a rabbid possum.
And by "it", I mean a rabbid possum.
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
You've got to hand it to him.
And by "it", I mean a rabbid possum.
And by "it", I mean a rabbid possum.
Domino's and Subway should...you know...😏
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Domino's and Subway should...you know...😏
I wish life was PvE-only.
A lot of griefers out there.
A lot of griefers out there.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I wish life was PvE-only.
A lot of griefers out there.
A lot of griefers out there.
If you're a furry, you have to be careful that your cat doesn't overhear you saying you want to look at mouse butts.
You know you'll have one in your shoe the next day.
You know you'll have one in your shoe the next day.
January 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
If you're a furry, you have to be careful that your cat doesn't overhear you saying you want to look at mouse butts.
You know you'll have one in your shoe the next day.
You know you'll have one in your shoe the next day.
I'm just gonna say it:
We should have fewer male congresswomen.
We should have fewer male congresswomen.
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I'm just gonna say it:
We should have fewer male congresswomen.
We should have fewer male congresswomen.
The gamer nursing home is going to have nothing except the latest AI slop games on the Slopstation 15 and I'll finally have to learn to crochet or something.
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 AM
The gamer nursing home is going to have nothing except the latest AI slop games on the Slopstation 15 and I'll finally have to learn to crochet or something.
Seems only fair that we send Venezuela our president.
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Seems only fair that we send Venezuela our president.
Why? (rhetorical)
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Why? (rhetorical)
Whoever this "Traditional" person is, they sure wrote a bunch of neat songs.
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Whoever this "Traditional" person is, they sure wrote a bunch of neat songs.
I agree. Let's not let AI do it.
Not that I'm likely to watch it either way.
Unless...
Actually, I've changed my mind. We should let a really smart dog do it.
Not that I'm likely to watch it either way.
Unless...
Actually, I've changed my mind. We should let a really smart dog do it.
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I agree. Let's not let AI do it.
Not that I'm likely to watch it either way.
Unless...
Actually, I've changed my mind. We should let a really smart dog do it.
Not that I'm likely to watch it either way.
Unless...
Actually, I've changed my mind. We should let a really smart dog do it.
Are you telling me Luke Skywalker hadn't ever tried moving stuff with his mind before Yoda told him to try it out?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Are you telling me Luke Skywalker hadn't ever tried moving stuff with his mind before Yoda told him to try it out?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Bad news: My family accidentally left me behind while leaving on vacation and now two men are trying to burgle my house.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bad news: My family accidentally left me behind while leaving on vacation and now two men are trying to burgle my house.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
We have machines that make quarters, dimes, and nickels. We used to have a machine that made pennies, but, given the economic realities, it just doesn't make cents anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
We have machines that make quarters, dimes, and nickels. We used to have a machine that made pennies, but, given the economic realities, it just doesn't make cents anymore.
Apocalypse-survival movies asking me to empathize with the main characters vastly overestimate my will to live.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apocalypse-survival movies asking me to empathize with the main characters vastly overestimate my will to live.
I've never seen a pop-up on discord and thought "I should read this before closing it".
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've never seen a pop-up on discord and thought "I should read this before closing it".
My imaginary child's guardian angel, tasked with showing them what the world would be like without them:
<just shows them this post>
<just shows them this post>
My imaginary child: "I wish I'd never been born!"
Me: "Wish granted."
Me: "Wish granted."
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My imaginary child's guardian angel, tasked with showing them what the world would be like without them:
<just shows them this post>
<just shows them this post>
My imaginary child: "I wish I'd never been born!"
Me: "Wish granted."
Me: "Wish granted."
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My imaginary child: "I wish I'd never been born!"
Me: "Wish granted."
Me: "Wish granted."
The amount of people using incorrect idioms is mind-bottling to me.
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The amount of people using incorrect idioms is mind-bottling to me.
Replaced my car horn with a really loud recording of me saying "I hope you arrive at your destination safely."
So far, three aggressive drivers have pulled over to the side of the road with introspective tears in their eyes.
So far, three aggressive drivers have pulled over to the side of the road with introspective tears in their eyes.
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Replaced my car horn with a really loud recording of me saying "I hope you arrive at your destination safely."
So far, three aggressive drivers have pulled over to the side of the road with introspective tears in their eyes.
So far, three aggressive drivers have pulled over to the side of the road with introspective tears in their eyes.
I should be able to return the pickle juice for a deposit.
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I should be able to return the pickle juice for a deposit.
What part of "Wow. Real original. Your parents must be so proud." did you misinterpret as sarcasm?
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What part of "Wow. Real original. Your parents must be so proud." did you misinterpret as sarcasm?
Hitting the "add 30 seconds" button on the microwave five times rather than pressing four buttons because I've apparently lost control of my life.
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hitting the "add 30 seconds" button on the microwave five times rather than pressing four buttons because I've apparently lost control of my life.
I know what NIMBY and YIMBY stand for, but I'm not sure what HIMBO stands for.
Here in my back office?
Hunk in my back orifice?
Here in my back office?
Hunk in my back orifice?
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I know what NIMBY and YIMBY stand for, but I'm not sure what HIMBO stands for.
Here in my back office?
Hunk in my back orifice?
Here in my back office?
Hunk in my back orifice?
What's Clark Kent stepping into these days instead of a phonebooth?
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What's Clark Kent stepping into these days instead of a phonebooth?
Look MMMinty, I turned myself into a pickle!
I'm PICKLE RICH!!!
I'm PICKLE RICH!!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Look MMMinty, I turned myself into a pickle!
I'm PICKLE RICH!!!
I'm PICKLE RICH!!!