Awesome song! When will it drop on Spotify, etc.? Time to flood the zone!

Howzabout you cover some real stories about the turmoil everyday Americans are facing? Oh, right - you don't do that anymore.

Human rights, indeed.

How come every time I stick a fork into an electric outlet, I get a shock? (Asking for a Democratic Senator.)

My Dad (G-d rest his soul) used to call "60 Minutes" the best show on television, and got me hooked on it decades ago. I used to look forward to unflinching investigations and brave reporting. Razor-sharp interviews have devolved into puff pieces. I'd think that Mike Wallace would be appalled.

She spoke fluent “jive “, but that ain’t no thang.

Yaaaas!

Genius (nice beaver, by the way).

One way to interpret that Bible verse goes like this: "if a people neglect their moral or spiritual commitments, they can lose the very strength that once made them flourish — allowing others (foreign powers, rival systems, or simply disorder) to take ascendancy."

Can you please point out the low-fat yogurt shop? P.S. Is it REALLY low-fat? Asking for a friend.

"We don't do torture. We never have." Maybe you forgot that, kids.

Also, since NO ONE wants to go to the Kennedy Center anymore, might as well make it all gross and gold.

*Sigh*. Remember when a tan suit was the biggest scandal?

Nah.

"Dagobah system? DAGOBAH?!?" (I just like saying that)

Plus, the maids stole my money!

Bone-chilling.

Yeah, but that CRUST. Oh, that crust.

3/2 "This is a common practice in sample or template responses, but it does not reflect real, accessible academic or web resources."