Well this looks like a team coached by David Quinn, doesn’t it

Philly was SO close to getting an Arkells show with Dear Rouge as an opener a couple of years ago

I forgot to add:

Winnipeg game needed Weakerthans singing “One Great City”

Vancouver game needs Dear Rouge

Hamilton game needs Arkells

Regina game needs players and other to recreate the Strombo “Saskatchewan is flat” Gemini skit

Imagine hard electric metal riffs slowing almost to a crawl before the first notes of “Sleeping Sickness”. 10/10, no notes

Also if the game is in Regina, Craig Northey but he has to play the Corner Gas theme as well as the theme from Littlest Hobo

Alexisonfire with a downturn on the electric guitar blending into a Dallas solo set as City and Colour

this is the man who thought he could be Canada's prime minister and still live full-time in LA.

When you write the whole piece around the idea of “MeToo” as an adequate description of what caused specific men to lose specific positions, and when you do this incredibly weird cutesy business to avoid *mentioning what happened*, you do a disservice to readers.