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What happens if I roll a natty depravity?

I 𝘢𝘮 in Portland, Oregon.
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Yes! I was thinking the same thing recently.

As a GM of the narrative dice system, I'm over here wondering if I can get away with having players 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 roll one plot die and 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 roll two when I want to "raise the stakes."

I prefer a traditional party.

Absent Minded Professor
Deer Hunter
Exorcist
Impostor, Great
Taxi Driver

Though if you need more AoE I'd swap the prof for a beekeeper.

Ugh. The worldbuilding for this myth is the 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵.

The audiobook narrator captures the perfect combination of grizzled veteran and old rockstar.