Its a little surprising that my local Verizon sales guys never do their thing on Halloween. They're around all the time and today is the one day people will actually answer their door around here

Kirkland signature lager is my favorite beer and it's not close

Google's new update to android sure is neat.... Can I easily mute a fucking thread in Messages yet? Must be really hard to do because it seems like a really really low bar

The amount of AI bullshit my team is spouting on slack is enough to consider this a hostile workplace

I know very little about shoes but who is buying sketchers for almost $100

Hoping the Avocados from Mexico ads during the Superbowl are a little more spicy this year

If the ceo of Aetna was the next Healthcare ceo to be volunteered as tribute, I would fully understand

It's a little insulting when a contractor stops at only your house to drop of a business card and then leaves the neighborhood

It's fun how LinkedIn sends me emails on stuff my company posted about as if I gave a shit

Just got a message about Gemini being available in Google messages. I'm glad they could figure that out while I still can't easily mute conversations.

The way NBC handles the Olympics every damn time I just so embarrassingly bad

In one skeet I've officially done better numbers than my past life on the bad place. Take that algorithm

The supreme court interprets the law as well as a christian does the bible