I’ve bought from Gumroad before and I can say their customer service was excellent. I had purchases from an old email address that is spotty and they were able to transfer them to a new account after I provided purchase receipts. Other places have told me to pound sand and re-purchase.

How many asses per minute can it kick(as a barometer of how spicy it is)?

For example my normal “people are coming over” salsa kicks only 7 asses per minute, but my ”sautéed scotch bonnet and habanero” salsa kicks 90 asses per minute.

My Vizio is like that, sometimes causing me to disconnect it from wifi before going to the “antenna” option which inexplicably bundles OTA channels with their Freewatch online streaming offerings. Takes forever if you’re on the network, but if disconnected it loads locals quick.

In a skillet. This is the way.

I can appreciate a chili with beans, provided they are black or pinto.

But condiment chili (for hot dogs and hamberders) needs to have the meats.

Somebody somewhere has absolutely bought that online at some point.

Re: amaryllis boofing: just please don't end up on Defector’s annual list.

Also what the hell happened to the turkey?!

Related: I’m working on getting this card set up so it can be added to Apple Wallet

I really miss doing mocap. Will never forget one call I made to our vendor: “so we are putting your mocap system on the NASA C-9 Vomit Comet and are having an issue with sunlight…”

Vendor: “…you are our only customer who has tried that. If you figure it out let US know!”