Travis B
@tbone009.bsky.social
Just a simple caveman who loves Spider basketball and fears stripping Phillips screws.
Opinions are my own except for the ones the aliens implanted.
Opinions are my own except for the ones the aliens implanted.
Why is he yelling so much? Take a Valium bro.
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Why is he yelling so much? Take a Valium bro.
I’d be down for a ride.
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I’d be down for a ride.
Hi, we’re the government and we’re here to help you. By taking valuable informational that took huge sums of time and treasure to obtain and only takes pennies to store. Because, you know, reasons.
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Hi, we’re the government and we’re here to help you. By taking valuable informational that took huge sums of time and treasure to obtain and only takes pennies to store. Because, you know, reasons.
Probably an Ivy League elitist.
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Probably an Ivy League elitist.
There was probably a lot of ASMR foreplay.
December 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There was probably a lot of ASMR foreplay.
Yet, you should still try.
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yet, you should still try.
I love a good Buttcracker.
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I love a good Buttcracker.
There at least need to be some really basic guidelines. Like don’t pardon drug kingpins.
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There at least need to be some really basic guidelines. Like don’t pardon drug kingpins.
Don’t ask too many questions Sundae.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Don’t ask too many questions Sundae.
Maybe I can enterprise a “Graphene Rush” docuseries and get Parker and that foul-mouthed Viking to headline it.
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Maybe I can enterprise a “Graphene Rush” docuseries and get Parker and that foul-mouthed Viking to headline it.
As an important aside, last time I checked marble is made out of stone. Not super comfortable for your arms to rest on.
Gimme some velour…
Gimme some velour…
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As an important aside, last time I checked marble is made out of stone. Not super comfortable for your arms to rest on.
Gimme some velour…
Gimme some velour…
It’s ‘cause you have that sweater on.
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It’s ‘cause you have that sweater on.
I say just return it to Adam & Eve and use the store credit to get something you really want.
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I say just return it to Adam & Eve and use the store credit to get something you really want.
Each time I hear this dickhead speak, I become more convinced he’s not lying but that he’s actually just dumber than a box of rocks.
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Each time I hear this dickhead speak, I become more convinced he’s not lying but that he’s actually just dumber than a box of rocks.
Just tell him it doesn’t match your Xmas lingerie set you got there and you won’t be able to wear that if he gets it.
That cart will get empty real fast.
That cart will get empty real fast.
December 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just tell him it doesn’t match your Xmas lingerie set you got there and you won’t be able to wear that if he gets it.
That cart will get empty real fast.
That cart will get empty real fast.