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tara gyoza 🥟
@tbear.bsky.social
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taking a sabbatical 😌
previously @ wbd, wm, hbo, wb, nlc 🎬
silly movie reviews: https://boxd.it/KQEv
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this reminds me, i was driving the other day and wondered if i had found your ride. the…um…cat(bus)mobile, as it were.
the back of a silver car with a nevada vanity plate that says “SHOEGZ” and a bumper sticker that says “i ❤️ shoegaze”
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
tbear.bsky.social
good morning ☀️💉
a selfie of me looking hot with two cvs bandaids on my arm, a badge of honor for getting my flu and covid vaccines
September 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
tbear.bsky.social
just a dude on a horse in the middle of ventura blvd where cars pass by him.
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
tbear.bsky.social
when your velcro dog needs the comfort of having a body part on you at all times
me lying on the couch with dog limbs resting on my chest
August 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
tbear.bsky.social
hell yeah i made chocolate chip cookies the size of my face
me looking amazing holding a giant chocolate chip cookie that also looks amazing
July 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
tbear.bsky.social
i have many good memories of working with sesame street over the years at hbo. i’m so happy they have found a new home (and clearly a better deal) at netflix 💚💛
me and a colleague posing with cookie monster in front of a step-and-repeat me and a group of hboers posing with abby cadabby me and a group of fellow hboers posing with grover in front of the 123 sesame street brownstone me wearing a bert shirt holding a giant balloon of bert’s head
May 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
tbear.bsky.social
vindicated
a screenshot of a group chat from may 23, 2023. the first message is an image of the max launch promo that says “introducing max: the one to watch for hbo” that has been scribbled over by me to mimic the original hbo max slogan, “hbo max: the one to watch.” the second message is from me saying “just spitballing here”
May 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
tbear.bsky.social
jaboukie impersonating the fbi tweeting “just because we killed mlk doesn’t mean we can’t miss him”
April 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
tbear.bsky.social
i get unreasonably excited each time i open my penzey’s shipment to see which sample spice they’ve included in my order. they’re extra spicy today.
sample packet of penzey’s spice mix called “resist! keep america alive”
April 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
tbear.bsky.social
another dispatch from the coachella subreddit
two commenters, one says “best crowd without a doubt!” the other says “crowd awful af”
April 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
tbear.bsky.social
checking in on the coachella livestream subreddit
a commenter says “i might be sold on benson boone” immediately followed by another commenter saying “ok now i hate benson boone”
April 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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screenshot of gamer about to click the “call luigi” button
April 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
tbear.bsky.social
okay, i’m off to eat a pound of jerky
a pile of finished homemade beef jerky in a glass container
March 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
tbear.bsky.social
progress
strips of beef dehydrating in my oven
March 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
tbear.bsky.social
so in light of this beef jerky recall, i have now decided to take matters into my own hands and make my own. wish me luck 🫡
sliced beef marinating in some juicy goodness
March 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
tbear.bsky.social
game over
the game over screen joker card taunting you. “looks like we found out who the real joker is!” he cries maniacally.
March 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
tbear.bsky.social
not me reading this as i literally just ate one 😭
potential death metal beef stick wrapper
March 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
tbear.bsky.social
i am being tested on economic blackout day
a screenshot of my inbox with an email from live nation concerts informing me that the shrek rave is on sale today
February 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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military avatar decked out in tactical gear and sweet shades. it says “this post was fact-checked by real na’vi patriots” with a green check mark next to the word “true”
February 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
tbear.bsky.social
some highlights from frieze la
“When Nobody Cared You Cared for Me, They Say You’re a Conspiracy” -april bey a vibrant tapestry of a black woman hugging a life-size teddy bear. the tapestry also includes the words “colonial swag” in pink sequins a collection of beanies, baseball caps and bucket hats that say things like, “defund ice,” “trans is beautiful” and “make vagina dentists again” “Currents Never Die” -sydney cain graphite on metal of what appears to be a man and two partially erased people, possibly a commentary on what can be erased from one’s identity “I.C.E. Scream” -victor “marka27” quinones a giant yellow melting popsicle with handcuffs “frozen” inside, standing on top of a platform that has the ICE logo that now reads “US Inhumane and Cruelty Enforcement”
February 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tbear.bsky.social
la night 6 showed up and showed out for tyler fr
the main stage of tyler, the creator’s chromakopia tour, featuring shipping containers stacked on one other in green and the black chromakopia logo
February 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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skyline cleanse
happy lunar new year from my dog matilda, a black and white pit mix wearing a red satin bandana in honor of the new year.
January 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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@irathethird.bsky.social truer words have never been spoken…to the hague!
“I actually think Academy voters should be imprisoned for snubbing Challengers. But whatever, Nine Inch Nails is going on tour this year!”
January 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
tbear.bsky.social
time to donate again
screenshot of monthly donation confirmation to the wikimedia foundation. it reads: “Thank you! Your generosity means so much to us. You will receive a confirmation via email when we have processed your donation.”
January 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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this comment 😭
a rednote comment of a user posting a shiba ini pointing at gun at us saying “give me your data!”
January 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM