Bernie
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Why are there so many mud-caked rugs that need ASMR washing
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Why are there so many mud-caked rugs that need ASMR washing
@rmnb.bsky.social I’m going to the game tonight, do ya’ll still want pics from the game for your blog post?
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@rmnb.bsky.social I’m going to the game tonight, do ya’ll still want pics from the game for your blog post?
Unironically posting “the Miami Dolphins just like me fr” on all tik toks talking about Dolphins players being late or missing players only meetings
October 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Unironically posting “the Miami Dolphins just like me fr” on all tik toks talking about Dolphins players being late or missing players only meetings
“The road to hell is paved with good intentions”
Libertarian: “the free market could pave it for cheaper”
Libertarian: “the free market could pave it for cheaper”
August 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“The road to hell is paved with good intentions”
Libertarian: “the free market could pave it for cheaper”
Libertarian: “the free market could pave it for cheaper”
Moving on from Duolingo, I’ll now be learning languages on Dualipa
August 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Moving on from Duolingo, I’ll now be learning languages on Dualipa
My playlist will never again give me such a perfect selection of songs than right now. All three fit exactly where my mental, emotional & THC states are.
“Everything to Nothing” - Manchester Orchestra
“Hunger Strike” - Temple of the Dog
“The Afternoon’s Hat” - Arctic Monkeys
“Everything to Nothing” - Manchester Orchestra
“Hunger Strike” - Temple of the Dog
“The Afternoon’s Hat” - Arctic Monkeys
August 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My playlist will never again give me such a perfect selection of songs than right now. All three fit exactly where my mental, emotional & THC states are.
“Everything to Nothing” - Manchester Orchestra
“Hunger Strike” - Temple of the Dog
“The Afternoon’s Hat” - Arctic Monkeys
“Everything to Nothing” - Manchester Orchestra
“Hunger Strike” - Temple of the Dog
“The Afternoon’s Hat” - Arctic Monkeys
When death comes for me, I’m gonna lean in and whisper in his ear “good boy”
July 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When death comes for me, I’m gonna lean in and whisper in his ear “good boy”
Wish discord provided you with an avatar bling any time you were smoking/high
July 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wish discord provided you with an avatar bling any time you were smoking/high
Tesla Model Y? More like, Tesla Model Y did you buy that car?!??
a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
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June 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tesla Model Y? More like, Tesla Model Y did you buy that car?!??
Tyreek Hill wouldn’t enjoy a Savannah Bananas game.
June 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Tyreek Hill wouldn’t enjoy a Savannah Bananas game.
Technically any man who has an internal monologue is mansplaining to themself
May 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Technically any man who has an internal monologue is mansplaining to themself
In an early fight in the Dark Web comic event, a demon from Limbo defected on the Christmas tree in Rockefeller plaza. Thereby making a sentient Shitmas Tree
May 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
In an early fight in the Dark Web comic event, a demon from Limbo defected on the Christmas tree in Rockefeller plaza. Thereby making a sentient Shitmas Tree
Jack Whites name also doubles as a statement of fact about him
May 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Jack Whites name also doubles as a statement of fact about him
On one hand I wanna see The Curse Of The Presidents Trophy live on, but on the other hand, fuck Jordan Binnington
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
On one hand I wanna see The Curse Of The Presidents Trophy live on, but on the other hand, fuck Jordan Binnington
Fun party trick. Whenever someone uses the word “priceless” take it to mean “no value” instead of “value too high”.
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fun party trick. Whenever someone uses the word “priceless” take it to mean “no value” instead of “value too high”.
It’s fucked up that lactose intolerant people have to live in the Milky Way
April 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s fucked up that lactose intolerant people have to live in the Milky Way
Going forward all apologies from me will be a simple “Sorry, for party rocking”
February 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Going forward all apologies from me will be a simple “Sorry, for party rocking”
Do we think Reindeer Games are harder or easier than Squid Games?
January 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Do we think Reindeer Games are harder or easier than Squid Games?
The amount of tik toks I get from The Big Bash League, the T20 Aussie cricket league, is really making me want to go to Australia. Just for the cricket
January 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The amount of tik toks I get from The Big Bash League, the T20 Aussie cricket league, is really making me want to go to Australia. Just for the cricket
Got so high that I forgot I had progressive lenses in my glasses. Couldn’t get shit to focus all night. Left early
January 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Got so high that I forgot I had progressive lenses in my glasses. Couldn’t get shit to focus all night. Left early
One day, I’ll stop listening to “Drawbridge & The Baroness” on repeat but today is not that day
December 30, 2024 at 9:31 PM
One day, I’ll stop listening to “Drawbridge & The Baroness” on repeat but today is not that day
One of my annual traditions, since like 2020, has become to watch Big Fat Quiz of the Year from Channel 4 in the UK. It’s quite possibly one of the funniest shows of the year
December 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM
One of my annual traditions, since like 2020, has become to watch Big Fat Quiz of the Year from Channel 4 in the UK. It’s quite possibly one of the funniest shows of the year
In an effort to go viral, currently re-writing “All Shook Up” to now be known as “All Bricked Up”
December 11, 2024 at 10:07 PM
In an effort to go viral, currently re-writing “All Shook Up” to now be known as “All Bricked Up”
The front of the cybertruck looks like a car you build with legos using parts not meant for a vehicle
December 10, 2024 at 10:15 PM
The front of the cybertruck looks like a car you build with legos using parts not meant for a vehicle
Some moments from Bastille
November 26, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Some moments from Bastille