Ted A’Zary
@tazary.bsky.social
Dad, nerd, media obsessive, I will post more than you care to read about soccer
Concern increasing, this is starting to feel like Tyler’s back before they finally had to go do an additional surgery
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Concern increasing, this is starting to feel like Tyler’s back before they finally had to go do an additional surgery
Yf thou see thys, quote wyth a vampyre that ys not Dracula
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Yf thou see thys, quote wyth a vampyre that ys not Dracula
“I never thought leopards would eat MY face”
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“I never thought leopards would eat MY face”
If only there had been some sign of what they really intended to do
October 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If only there had been some sign of what they really intended to do
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My projected lineup for tonight’s #USMNT vs Japan, two changes from Saturday with Balo over Sargent and Richards over Blackmon.
Adams playing deeper to provide cover for the back 4 almost like a hybrid 4-1-4-1
Adams playing deeper to provide cover for the back 4 almost like a hybrid 4-1-4-1
September 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My projected lineup for tonight’s #USMNT vs Japan, two changes from Saturday with Balo over Sargent and Richards over Blackmon.
Adams playing deeper to provide cover for the back 4 almost like a hybrid 4-1-4-1
Adams playing deeper to provide cover for the back 4 almost like a hybrid 4-1-4-1
My stab at a lineup for tomorrow - possibly LDLT could swap in for Berhalter and Arfsten at LB moving Sergiño to RB, but I think Poch likes Berhalter and Freeman and will want them on the pitch.
September 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My stab at a lineup for tomorrow - possibly LDLT could swap in for Berhalter and Arfsten at LB moving Sergiño to RB, but I think Poch likes Berhalter and Freeman and will want them on the pitch.
My kid’s toast this morning
July 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My kid’s toast this morning
The average American has three friends
May 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The average American has three friends
These are not the burritos you are looking for
April 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
These are not the burritos you are looking for
@taikonaut.bsky.social this was the only April Fool’s joke today that made me laugh!
April 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@taikonaut.bsky.social this was the only April Fool’s joke today that made me laugh!
2 copies happily acquired from our amazing local book store @splitrockbks.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
2 copies happily acquired from our amazing local book store @splitrockbks.bsky.social
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me in the national security group chat
I think they stole my dad’s doctoral thesis
March 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I think they stole my dad’s doctoral thesis
Schumer and Gillibrand’s days are numbered
March 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Schumer and Gillibrand’s days are numbered
It looks like it’s up
March 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It looks like it’s up
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
I used the 5 Calls app today to contact my reps. It’s pretty easy and intuitive, you provide your home location to identify your reps, pick an issue that you want to ask for action on, and the app will dial the call, provides a script with suggested talking points, and then logs the contact.
February 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I used the 5 Calls app today to contact my reps. It’s pretty easy and intuitive, you provide your home location to identify your reps, pick an issue that you want to ask for action on, and the app will dial the call, provides a script with suggested talking points, and then logs the contact.
I didn’t know you changed your name - very progressive!
January 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I didn’t know you changed your name - very progressive!
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about (I even tried to get Syfy to reboot it)
January 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about (I even tried to get Syfy to reboot it)