Taylor Zipay
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tazallax.bsky.social
Taylor Zipay
@tazallax.bsky.social
Interdisciplinary: I traded my molecular biology degree for professional pet sitting. Putting the "dog" in "central dogma."
"Hey, neighbor! I don't trust you enough with a spare key or my reprogrammable smart lock, so can you submit to a face scan to my security company? I'm sure they won't gave a data beach... again."
January 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Adios, Paramount+.
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm worried for her. If it's ED related, that's a terrible, horrible mental scourge (and something I believe she's been open about in the past). Regardless I really wish her well and hope she is safe.
January 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
*writes aggressively in my journal*
December 15, 2024 at 7:34 PM
We are a multi stage chemical reaction with still unknown reactants and catalysts! Love it! ❤️
December 10, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I'm taking this as a positive sign towards the state of diplomacy and democracy. Let this be the foreshadowing for our current era.
December 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Because your content is consistently so good, even in November, the thumbnails don't matter and people just look at the account name!
November 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Why?
November 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Imagining choosing your friends based on a gut microbiome screen

...Time to patent the idea of a gut microbe social media platform/dating app/compatibility test
November 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Same row, different planes
November 21, 2024 at 5:13 PM
"Trump quickly realized Elon is needier than his children, can't find a nanny to pass him off to."
November 19, 2024 at 10:20 PM