@taytay4eva.bsky.social
Writer of novels of the fantasy variety and short stories of the superhero and smutty varieties.
(bad) Artist.
Delivery Person.
they/them
(bad) Artist.
Delivery Person.
they/them
Just got my newest @literotica.com story posted! It's a Christmas romance!
Please ignore the editorial mistakes I missed 😖
Please ignore the editorial mistakes I missed 😖
A Mid-Winter Night's Dream - Romance - Literotica.com
Coworkers find love, family, and magic after reality changes.
www.literotica.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just got my newest @literotica.com story posted! It's a Christmas romance!
Please ignore the editorial mistakes I missed 😖
Please ignore the editorial mistakes I missed 😖
Acute dialysis unit:
Unit for acute dialysis
A cute dialysis unit:
A dialysis unit that is kawaii and adorable
And now you know the difference
Unit for acute dialysis
A cute dialysis unit:
A dialysis unit that is kawaii and adorable
And now you know the difference
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Acute dialysis unit:
Unit for acute dialysis
A cute dialysis unit:
A dialysis unit that is kawaii and adorable
And now you know the difference
Unit for acute dialysis
A cute dialysis unit:
A dialysis unit that is kawaii and adorable
And now you know the difference
I know that HRT is working because my chest is starting to be what strains against my button-up shirts, not my gut.
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I know that HRT is working because my chest is starting to be what strains against my button-up shirts, not my gut.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I would blame the Democrats.
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I would blame the Democrats.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I would blame the Democrats.
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I would blame the Democrats.
Reposted
QRskT with something yuri (they're sisters <3)
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
QRskT with something yuri (they're sisters <3)
My boss's boss, in a mass email to all 200+ people under him:
"Now I know that with the holiday season coming up, some of you will be offered gifts of over $150, but we're professionals, so you have to get manager approval before you can accept them."
"Now I know that with the holiday season coming up, some of you will be offered gifts of over $150, but we're professionals, so you have to get manager approval before you can accept them."
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My boss's boss, in a mass email to all 200+ people under him:
"Now I know that with the holiday season coming up, some of you will be offered gifts of over $150, but we're professionals, so you have to get manager approval before you can accept them."
"Now I know that with the holiday season coming up, some of you will be offered gifts of over $150, but we're professionals, so you have to get manager approval before you can accept them."
Just heard this GREAT theory:
If you believe that sexuality is a choice, you're just bi but in denial because you're 'choosing' to be 'straight'
If you believe that sexuality is a choice, you're just bi but in denial because you're 'choosing' to be 'straight'
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just heard this GREAT theory:
If you believe that sexuality is a choice, you're just bi but in denial because you're 'choosing' to be 'straight'
If you believe that sexuality is a choice, you're just bi but in denial because you're 'choosing' to be 'straight'
The Good News: big, friendly dogs are GREAT conversational icebreakers for strangers!
The Bad News: Hopefully you're ok with that conversation only being about dogs
The Bad News: Hopefully you're ok with that conversation only being about dogs
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Good News: big, friendly dogs are GREAT conversational icebreakers for strangers!
The Bad News: Hopefully you're ok with that conversation only being about dogs
The Bad News: Hopefully you're ok with that conversation only being about dogs
Making progress on my newest novel, "No More Dead Magical Girls".
It's about Jess, a former magical girl who now works for a corporation, and how she gets pulled back into being a magical girl after she learns that the newest generation of magical girls are being killed.
It's about Jess, a former magical girl who now works for a corporation, and how she gets pulled back into being a magical girl after she learns that the newest generation of magical girls are being killed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Making progress on my newest novel, "No More Dead Magical Girls".
It's about Jess, a former magical girl who now works for a corporation, and how she gets pulled back into being a magical girl after she learns that the newest generation of magical girls are being killed.
It's about Jess, a former magical girl who now works for a corporation, and how she gets pulled back into being a magical girl after she learns that the newest generation of magical girls are being killed.
The Dresden Files are copaganda
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Dresden Files are copaganda
Me, yesterday: I think I managed to adopt a dog who's just like me!
Me, today: Oh fuck he's just like me
Me, today: Oh fuck he's just like me
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me, yesterday: I think I managed to adopt a dog who's just like me!
Me, today: Oh fuck he's just like me
Me, today: Oh fuck he's just like me
"Ok, I just need to clarify and tweek this *one* thing in my magical girl story — and now it's another story about police reform"
How does this keep happening to me?!
How does this keep happening to me?!
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Ok, I just need to clarify and tweek this *one* thing in my magical girl story — and now it's another story about police reform"
How does this keep happening to me?!
How does this keep happening to me?!
Finished my outline for "No More Dead Magical Girls"!
It's about an adult ex-magical girl who has to become one again to stop a conspiracy that's targeting teen magical girls.
If not for the fact that I have no art talent, it'd probably make a great manga or comic.
For now, it'll be a great book.
It's about an adult ex-magical girl who has to become one again to stop a conspiracy that's targeting teen magical girls.
If not for the fact that I have no art talent, it'd probably make a great manga or comic.
For now, it'll be a great book.
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Finished my outline for "No More Dead Magical Girls"!
It's about an adult ex-magical girl who has to become one again to stop a conspiracy that's targeting teen magical girls.
If not for the fact that I have no art talent, it'd probably make a great manga or comic.
For now, it'll be a great book.
It's about an adult ex-magical girl who has to become one again to stop a conspiracy that's targeting teen magical girls.
If not for the fact that I have no art talent, it'd probably make a great manga or comic.
For now, it'll be a great book.
Things started to get bad when we stopped treating Nazis like a joke, and started treating them like nightmares.
Yes, they're bad, but treating them like joke villains took their power away. It made us think of them like clowns we should mock.
Treating them seriously gave them the courage to act.
Yes, they're bad, but treating them like joke villains took their power away. It made us think of them like clowns we should mock.
Treating them seriously gave them the courage to act.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Things started to get bad when we stopped treating Nazis like a joke, and started treating them like nightmares.
Yes, they're bad, but treating them like joke villains took their power away. It made us think of them like clowns we should mock.
Treating them seriously gave them the courage to act.
Yes, they're bad, but treating them like joke villains took their power away. It made us think of them like clowns we should mock.
Treating them seriously gave them the courage to act.
I have ... opinions ... about the No Kings protests.
I have ... opinions ... about its name being changed in countries with monarchies (if you're an Actual Monarch and you didn't think we meant You Personally, we probably didn't).
But, given the feedback I've gotten today, I'll try to be clearer.
I have ... opinions ... about its name being changed in countries with monarchies (if you're an Actual Monarch and you didn't think we meant You Personally, we probably didn't).
But, given the feedback I've gotten today, I'll try to be clearer.
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have ... opinions ... about the No Kings protests.
I have ... opinions ... about its name being changed in countries with monarchies (if you're an Actual Monarch and you didn't think we meant You Personally, we probably didn't).
But, given the feedback I've gotten today, I'll try to be clearer.
I have ... opinions ... about its name being changed in countries with monarchies (if you're an Actual Monarch and you didn't think we meant You Personally, we probably didn't).
But, given the feedback I've gotten today, I'll try to be clearer.
I posted my story, "Raggedy: An Electrifying Evening", to Literotica (it's not erotic).
Right now, it has a rating of 4.85 / 5 (so it's "Hot") based on 20 reviews AND it's an "editors choice" story!
I'm pretty pleased.
www.literotica.com/s/raggedy-an...
Right now, it has a rating of 4.85 / 5 (so it's "Hot") based on 20 reviews AND it's an "editors choice" story!
I'm pretty pleased.
www.literotica.com/s/raggedy-an...
Raggedy: An Electrifying Evening - Non-Erotic - Literotica.com
Andy learns what being a hero means after a bad night.
www.literotica.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I posted my story, "Raggedy: An Electrifying Evening", to Literotica (it's not erotic).
Right now, it has a rating of 4.85 / 5 (so it's "Hot") based on 20 reviews AND it's an "editors choice" story!
I'm pretty pleased.
www.literotica.com/s/raggedy-an...
Right now, it has a rating of 4.85 / 5 (so it's "Hot") based on 20 reviews AND it's an "editors choice" story!
I'm pretty pleased.
www.literotica.com/s/raggedy-an...
Me: "Yeah, but you should be able to have an R2-D2 text notification that matches the number texting you"
Them: "If you ever want to sleep with a woman again, you won't say anything like that again"
Me: "I'm 37, I've given up on that, I might as well get weird with it"
Them: "If you ever want to sleep with a woman again, you won't say anything like that again"
Me: "I'm 37, I've given up on that, I might as well get weird with it"
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me: "Yeah, but you should be able to have an R2-D2 text notification that matches the number texting you"
Them: "If you ever want to sleep with a woman again, you won't say anything like that again"
Me: "I'm 37, I've given up on that, I might as well get weird with it"
Them: "If you ever want to sleep with a woman again, you won't say anything like that again"
Me: "I'm 37, I've given up on that, I might as well get weird with it"
Reposted
(K)inktober Day 2 - Bulge
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
(K)inktober Day 2 - Bulge
The first "Men In Black" movie from the 90s did a great job of showing how fucking awful ICE was going to be back when ICE didn't even exist and it was just the border patrol.
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The first "Men In Black" movie from the 90s did a great job of showing how fucking awful ICE was going to be back when ICE didn't even exist and it was just the border patrol.
If I had to update Magento from being a WW2 Jewish Holocaust survivor, I'd make him into a Palestinian from Gaza.
October 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If I had to update Magento from being a WW2 Jewish Holocaust survivor, I'd make him into a Palestinian from Gaza.
I'm circumcized and I'm a Lutheran.
That means that if I ever went back in time to the medieval period in Europe, they'd either burn me as a heretic or think that I'm Jewish.
My best bet would probably be to go to a Muslim country and hope for the best.
That means that if I ever went back in time to the medieval period in Europe, they'd either burn me as a heretic or think that I'm Jewish.
My best bet would probably be to go to a Muslim country and hope for the best.
September 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm circumcized and I'm a Lutheran.
That means that if I ever went back in time to the medieval period in Europe, they'd either burn me as a heretic or think that I'm Jewish.
My best bet would probably be to go to a Muslim country and hope for the best.
That means that if I ever went back in time to the medieval period in Europe, they'd either burn me as a heretic or think that I'm Jewish.
My best bet would probably be to go to a Muslim country and hope for the best.
I don't think that Kamala Harris is disingenuous when she calls Trump a communist.
I just think that she's stupid.
I just think that she's stupid.
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I don't think that Kamala Harris is disingenuous when she calls Trump a communist.
I just think that she's stupid.
I just think that she's stupid.
A conversation with my doctor last year:
Me: I feel sad in the winter. I should get a sun lamp and bask under it like a lizard.
My Doctor, smiling and nodding: Might not be a bad idea.
Me: Oh, for real? They have those for people?
My Doctor: They do.
Me: I feel sad in the winter. I should get a sun lamp and bask under it like a lizard.
My Doctor, smiling and nodding: Might not be a bad idea.
Me: Oh, for real? They have those for people?
My Doctor: They do.
September 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A conversation with my doctor last year:
Me: I feel sad in the winter. I should get a sun lamp and bask under it like a lizard.
My Doctor, smiling and nodding: Might not be a bad idea.
Me: Oh, for real? They have those for people?
My Doctor: They do.
Me: I feel sad in the winter. I should get a sun lamp and bask under it like a lizard.
My Doctor, smiling and nodding: Might not be a bad idea.
Me: Oh, for real? They have those for people?
My Doctor: They do.
Today one of my coworkers said that my playlist reminded him of Fallout, in the sense that it's a wide range of music that he'd not have picked for himself, but is very fun to listen to.
I've never felt more pleased about my musical choices.
I've never felt more pleased about my musical choices.
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Today one of my coworkers said that my playlist reminded him of Fallout, in the sense that it's a wide range of music that he'd not have picked for himself, but is very fun to listen to.
I've never felt more pleased about my musical choices.
I've never felt more pleased about my musical choices.
Some people only understand the language of violence.
If we want to speak to those people, we need to speak to them in a way they'll understand.
If we want to speak to those people, we need to speak to them in a way they'll understand.
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Some people only understand the language of violence.
If we want to speak to those people, we need to speak to them in a way they'll understand.
If we want to speak to those people, we need to speak to them in a way they'll understand.