i was promised (booked signed sealed not delivered lolz) a king size bed but instead get two doubles woohoo new york real estate rings true in the hospitality industry haha

touch down in nyc and my immediate first breath gives life to every single nyc nightly activity suggestion on instagram we know your location and your niche interests and like yeah you absolutely will and need to do all of these things !!! or you parish

omfg i just realized i literally have zero crushes atm like that is truly the most devastating for me no wonder i haven’t been myself ugh

girly chops her hair goes lighter and the rage finds her again and she’s ready to fuck up fascism and american government bullshit

lol i almost liked him
wow lil tay was so emo unavail

doing splits in her early thirties 🤸🏻‍♀️

l o l every single time it never fails that i’m like wow so many minnesota plates completely disregarding that i am in fact back in minnesota haha

i miss 2017-2021 twitter