Can we impeach this motherfucker yet?!
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Can we impeach this motherfucker yet?!
A goose on the loose: manageable, pedestrian.
Geese on the lease: chaotic, loud, legally complicated.
Geese on the lease: chaotic, loud, legally complicated.
April 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
A goose on the loose: manageable, pedestrian.
Geese on the lease: chaotic, loud, legally complicated.
Geese on the lease: chaotic, loud, legally complicated.
I’m thinking of starting a trendy workout program that’s centered around punching Nazis.
February 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m thinking of starting a trendy workout program that’s centered around punching Nazis.
Amazon put a multi-pack of cargo shorts into my “Things You Might Like” section like 3 years ago and I’m still mad about it.
January 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Amazon put a multi-pack of cargo shorts into my “Things You Might Like” section like 3 years ago and I’m still mad about it.
Death Eater: [kills somebody] lol you just got Avada KeDebra’d.
Voldemort: Debra pls stop.
Voldemort: Debra pls stop.
January 3, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Death Eater: [kills somebody] lol you just got Avada KeDebra’d.
Voldemort: Debra pls stop.
Voldemort: Debra pls stop.
Sure being a human is cool, but can you imagine the raw sense of absolute power a bird must feel when it shits on other animals midair?
January 3, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Sure being a human is cool, but can you imagine the raw sense of absolute power a bird must feel when it shits on other animals midair?
Hey 2024, I’ll give $20 if you promise not to give me more existential dread. Deal? Deal.
January 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Hey 2024, I’ll give $20 if you promise not to give me more existential dread. Deal? Deal.