this news headline is ridiculous

i could smell the hacker from a mile away

@gayl0rology.bsky.social has been hacked, just so you're all aware.

okay i never use this account anymore, but apparently someone is pretending to be me. can we please not do this

me before i had to answer a question on the jumbotron at the lightning game tonight. i was so scared 😂😂😂😂

perfect way to start the day