Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies.

In Denmark:

- Health care and college are free.  

- The starting wage is $22/hr.

- Paid parental leave is 1 year.

- Paid vacation is 6 weeks.  

- All workers get pensions.

Today I got yelled at by a customer who is my age. I felt so betrayed. We’re in the same fucking grade, dude. Did you miss the class where we learned working class employees are not your enemy? Literally where are your parents?

How’s everyone doing tonight?

I just spent 7 hours working on an annotated bibliography. It’s by far my least favorite thing to do when writing a research paper. 😭

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

You would think that the first public reaction from the president after a horrific air crash would be to offer sympathy to the victims and their families, not to wonder why they didn't move out of the way.

Damn. Don’t insult Hoggle like that.

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