taylor garron
@taylorgarron.bsky.social
comedian, writer, actor, uncrustable enthusiast
RIP george foreman, the reason all the meat components of my childhood meals were disgusting ❤️
March 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
RIP george foreman, the reason all the meat components of my childhood meals were disgusting ❤️
still psychically recovering from the trauma of seeing the music video for TLC’s “unpretty” at too young an age
March 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
still psychically recovering from the trauma of seeing the music video for TLC’s “unpretty” at too young an age
do not piss me the fuck off
March 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
do not piss me the fuck off
shoutout to lichens, mosses, etc
March 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
shoutout to lichens, mosses, etc
i can tell immediately whether someone watched animal planet as a child
March 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i can tell immediately whether someone watched animal planet as a child
there should just be a manual of how to do everything. enough people have existed that we should have the collective knowledge of exactly how to do everything perfectly and without issue.
February 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
there should just be a manual of how to do everything. enough people have existed that we should have the collective knowledge of exactly how to do everything perfectly and without issue.
if i pull up to the function unexplainably speaking with a british accent you need to mind your business
February 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
if i pull up to the function unexplainably speaking with a british accent you need to mind your business
why are you guys posting like it’s 2014? “doggos” and “smol beans” and “my tummy hort” ENOUGH!!!
January 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
why are you guys posting like it’s 2014? “doggos” and “smol beans” and “my tummy hort” ENOUGH!!!
if you wanna make gen x friends, you’re gonna have to sing ween at karaoke
January 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
if you wanna make gen x friends, you’re gonna have to sing ween at karaoke
we will never achieve class solidarity until every teen learns the words to colt 45 in an olive garden parking lot on a friday night at 2am smoking weed out of an aluminum can
January 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
we will never achieve class solidarity until every teen learns the words to colt 45 in an olive garden parking lot on a friday night at 2am smoking weed out of an aluminum can
personally, if i was one of the richest people in the world, i would make sure that i wasn’t ugly
January 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
personally, if i was one of the richest people in the world, i would make sure that i wasn’t ugly
when a set of twins marries a set of twins it’s like…yikes, you know?
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
when a set of twins marries a set of twins it’s like…yikes, you know?
idea: N95 masks for dogs
January 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
idea: N95 masks for dogs
packing up the car to evacuate and my puppy is chasing the falling ashes like they’re snowflakes 🥰which would be so cute if it weren’t for the end-of-days of it all 🥰
January 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
packing up the car to evacuate and my puppy is chasing the falling ashes like they’re snowflakes 🥰which would be so cute if it weren’t for the end-of-days of it all 🥰
able-bodied people mad about congestion pricing in nyc…take the subway bitch!
January 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
able-bodied people mad about congestion pricing in nyc…take the subway bitch!
happy new year everyone!
January 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
happy new year everyone!
i personally think cooking is really good and fun 🙂
January 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i personally think cooking is really good and fun 🙂
this review of a diner near me…people are not okay!
January 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this review of a diner near me…people are not okay!
2025 is gonna be a big year for my boobs, i can feel it
January 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
2025 is gonna be a big year for my boobs, i can feel it
hey aussies, what’s 2025 like so far?
December 31, 2024 at 10:15 PM
hey aussies, what’s 2025 like so far?
my official ins and outs list for 2025
December 29, 2024 at 5:15 AM
my official ins and outs list for 2025
oversharing with my uber drivers is how i get through The Horrors
December 28, 2024 at 5:35 PM
oversharing with my uber drivers is how i get through The Horrors
kujichagulia is a beautiful name for a girl
December 28, 2024 at 1:29 AM
kujichagulia is a beautiful name for a girl
and on top of everything else, my tummy hurts
December 26, 2024 at 6:01 PM
and on top of everything else, my tummy hurts
what’s going on with the lantern flies? they still out there?
December 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
what’s going on with the lantern flies? they still out there?