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Me but a funny gimmick of me
Dawg the filling of this dubai chocolate is almost white no wonder it was on sale
January 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If you’re vegetarian for dietary reasons and you don’t care about animals you switch modes at the time you eat eggs because they’re classified as vegetarian because as dairy they’re an animal product that would exist anyway but physically to your body they are meat
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
An album is 30 minutes long. Your YouTube video where one thing happens is 30 minutes long. Why am I supposed to watch that, what do you want from me?
December 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Who up forgetting they auld acquaintance
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I spend money idiotically
December 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Future self appearing through portal: You’ll be captured in 4k
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ive fully prepared myself to play music in dark glasses and a leather jacket with a guitar in either hand
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Knuckle tattoos

Your loss
Rock tape
Evil cats
Cran sips
Soft toast
Aged wine
Bird drug
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Saw a place that said serious burgers pulled off so hard the car rolled
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I went to the hospital, they went over what it would cost, asked me if I was on pcp, I said doc the mood I’m in I must be!
December 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
“Clip” clop, horse hoof trimming videos rise in popularity
December 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me: Wait Santa, before Christmas ends I have one last Christmas wish, to know what sound snowmen make when they move

Santa: Thump

Me: Alright
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I use this song as entrance music, not that I’m supposed to have “entrance music” it’s just something weird I do youtu.be/1Dc8FjKLd5k?...
Star Wars VI - Jabba's Baroque Recital
YouTube video by MoviesSound
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You can make anything seem good. You can make anything seem bad. People who think things are good or bad are suckers. But when things seem good or bad what are the things that are making them seem like them?
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Philomena Cunk: “If you go to England, York and Jersey are the same, but if you go to America, York is better than Jersey, and Jersey is just OK.”
December 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I offer an optional voice over service to be played over the end of movies where I say “I guess that year we learned that farting rules”
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Who enjoys marmite?
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Yes siree bob
December 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ok check it out, tom thumb makes italian cream cake like this. Notice it has layers of custard between the cake layers as well as frosting. I think they should fool everyone, change food history, and have everyone believe this is the only italian cream cake because the yellow cream is the cream.
December 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Basically this basically that, you basically don’t know anything
December 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Cinnamon roll with rabbit meat on top call that a man bun - manosphere influencer
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You’ll be visited at such a time!
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I love buying things I don’t have time for to get over not having done things because ostensibly I didn’t have time for them because that’s what fixes that
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM