Dream: guy had a 3-foot diorama of a hallway affixed to their face so they could look down it lengthwise and reenact horror movie scenes with dolls at a cinematic pov. I laughed myself awake because guy looked like a giant upside-down L.

Dan was a beast. One mtg I couldn’t figure out why Council had changed this bit of CRC code in the early 2000s- he remembered bc he was there. He was at every civilian police meeting, ready with clear-eyed advocacy. Encyclopedic for sure, and he always wanted his knowledge to be helpful. Real loss.

Dream: a narrative voice says something like, “we all know the enemy of the samurai is taxes”, and then my view pans to guy in full samurai armor, standing in a trash can with the lid on his head. I then said, “classic.”

Saw some aurora borealis on our flight tonight! Not consistent with dream-posting but felt like a dream

Dream: former coworker grew out her armpit hair into hip-length stringy dreadlocks. Saw them while we both were casually vomiting in a (gender neutral?) bathroom, was trying not to be judgmental.

Had a dream that in response to the LA wildfires, people had to shave unnecessary hair (presumably so it wouldn’t catch fire) and I was helping shave small tufts from the cul-de-sac of a balding man’s head.

Dream: at some kind of wilderness safety thing. Person instructing the group explains that the smell of going #2 in the wilderness can attract predators, so her advice was to yell while going to deter them. We all start practicing yelling. 👍🏻

Dream: Oprah rolling out postal delivery service that guarantees all packages are delivered at 30 degrees Celsius

Dream: my friend Allen wanted to yell “jesus christ” in frustration but instead said “mushroom cleast” as to not offend

Had a dream Captain “Sully” Sullenberger was landing that airplane in the Hudson but when it hit the water he yelled, “CHINA”

Gunna just use this account to post the really dumb dreams I have