Kinda cheating, but these two go together so well.

This is actually from a small town just over the New Mexico border from when I drove my beloved and all her possessions in a U-Haul from San Francisco to Charleston. We got terrible news that morning, but the snow was pretty

They did… The Onion can’t make fun of them faster than they pull this crap

I am a man, I can verify this is true. Men had our chance and the world is a sinking ship… so women and children first

12 Years ago all mass shootings were a hoax, now suddenly conservatives believe in them, because Daddy tells them “liberals did it!” I despise being alive today with memories of what it was like to have hope for the future