I love how MAGA thinks cherry-picking photos of elderly No Kings protestors is some kinda burn, because they were so certain they'd have multiple hours of videos of violence to comb through to use for their propaganda purposes.

But now they've gotta hope "old people" is the win they think it is! 🤣

It really is funny how enough early video games taught an entire generation to always check…just in case.

It always feels like finding a cereal box prize when there is a treasure chest behind a waterfall, especially if it’s packed with good loot.

Mail order bride is the epitome of “glamour don’t chic”!

So his initial attempt to ban TikTok was a scam?

I am thoroughly shooketh!

And they will of course forget/outright deny that it was Trump who got the “ban TikTok” ball rolling!

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Cool story, Lance, but it’s nothing compared to the heroin visions a Discord “friend” I’ve never met describes:

Dude saw a sperm whale falling from the sky and obliterating the entire West Wing!

My favorite Kid Rock burn will always be:

“Kid Rock makes music for the kind of people who know exactly how much meth they can buy after selling a stolen catalytic converter”

So answer us this, Titus: how much of a primadonna is Cardi B’s cousin’s third testicle, because the rumors have been wild⁉️

Yet he’ll be back on Fox News next week crying about how liberals and their climate agenda are responsible for his homeowners insurance being canceled.

Yep! Noticing all the details that give an area its character is one of my favorite aspects of story-driven RPGs…after the story, of course.

When devs can make individual areas feel unique, it’s so engrossing. Like in Wild Hunt, every open area was unique in their own way and easy to recognize.

Looking into this 👀

Maybe if she’d just complied with the federal agents pointing their weapons at her, she wouldn’t have immediately been branded AntiFa by her compatriots before her body was even cold ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The dork shouting “MEDIC!” like it was a war movie never gets old.

I used to think the Ramones were singing “let’s keep up” instead of Blitzkrieg Bop. Pre-internet head canon lyrics were hilariously stupid.

“Steam’s having another sale? SHIT, I will never financially recover from this!”

Fox deserves every award for just being the wholesome person he is, despite all the hardships he’s had to endure.

Dude’s a trooper who hasn’t let his illness define and destroy who he is as a person.

Oh, I’m gonna be agonizing while doing something, anything within my rights to do; just how my mind operates. I’d turn that off if it was optional, but 38 painful years has taught me it’s not optional.

Because they’re descended from nobility and they know it!

The haughtiness is in their DNA, which is why they’ll occasionally treat us like they ARE 18th-century aristocracy.

“You’re lucky you weren’t one second later with my fourth meal of the day, peasant!”

“Hey, Jesus, I really like these velociraptors. Any idea how to keep ‘em around?”

“Keep ‘em on that one island.”

“I do that with everything. I need a hook!”

“Put an axe on their head and make them look like goth peacocks so humans get curious about them.”

“Brilliant!”