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thank gawd for christian siriano on the E! red carpet coverage right now #themet #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
February 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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explaining the first 15 days of 2025 to someone as to why Heidi Montag is at the top of the charts and everyone is learning mandarin
January 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
just got 60 units of botox and everything feels like it’s gonna be okay
December 19, 2024 at 8:34 PM
nothing loads slower than my ring doorbell’s live view when i hear unknown noises outside my door
December 12, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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Forgot about Bluesky for a week but I'm back
December 12, 2024 at 3:54 PM
if dorit & PK are really over, who gets to keep the curtain bit?
November 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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The women who have left twitter and are here on Bluesky with all the gays:
November 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
i miss gay halloween. i just know someone woulda figured out a way to be the space being held for the lyrics of defying gravity 💔
November 24, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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My "left wing twitter" is like 30% bird pictures and for some reason that makes perfect sense?
November 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 AM
saw wicked on wednesday and first of all WOW. second, so sad to see all the spoilers casually posted today that are ruining it for people who haven’t seen it yet. the surprises were the best parts, like keep them to yourself cmonnnn 🤫🤐
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
love when the young & the restless is on so i can see eileen #rhobh
November 22, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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quitting that state run media app isn’t enough, I need it to fail miserably so all my e-friends keep popping up here
November 21, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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I hope everyone regrets hyping Heather up last season for that corny ass receipts quote, you created a monster #RHOSLC
November 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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my favorite thing about the huge growth of bluesky in the last few weeks is that I was right
November 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
“PK is an alcoholic, yeah raging alcoholic” - dorit to the barista making her coffee
November 20, 2024 at 1:47 PM
the #RHOBH ladies are bathing in the fountain of youth wtf. is this what getting rid of your husband does for you?
November 20, 2024 at 1:21 PM
hang this in the louvre #RHOBH
November 20, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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the only echo chamber I have exists in my head when I’m trying to fall asleep and every stupid thing I’ve ever done clatters around in there
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 AM