every time i lock the cars i have to check the door handle once and give the car body a tap-tap or a little wrap with my knuckles before i can leave it.

my sweetheart, i didnt take enough photos of you.

i also have now learned theres a 24/7(?) number for reporting highway hazards (because you bet your ass i reported it as soon as i got home)

please always always report dangers on roadways to your relevant local transport authorities, you could save someone's life 🙏

hey tradie besties pls secure your loads so you dont take out a motorcyclist with your massive white spillage in the dark of night <3 that'd be so sexy haha

a few car lengths ahead of me this truck just spilled a fuck ton of random small cylinders (bottle sized) out the back of it and i got to use some choice braking and weaving to not get the bike hit by them (one got me on the hand and fuckin ouwii) and managed to get outta there 👍 missed my exit tho

CROWN OF LOVE FOR ROYALTY 👑💕

BLOWING YOU KISSES

i love being a commuter rider 🥴

if your response to being criticized for endangering someone's life is to then deliberately make attempts on their life, i have no sympathy for you. crash and burn.

for the record, i am a little motorcyclist and the fucker was a car riding my ass who then passed me with their tires in my lane, yknow, a smidge closer would've taken bits of me and my bike off. the honk was fucking earned.