Good doggie

"There are 2 wolves inside of you, fighting each other for dominance."
3 if you count the knotted dildo halfway up my small intestine

I only now realise that in the only 3 posts I've made up till now I have mentioned pissing, cumming and shitting. Not sure which bodily function I will cover next so stay tuned I guess :3

Optimists must use so much energy. I just sharted as I shook my interviewers hand and now I have to walk 4 miles back home. Put a positive spin on that one dickheads

The post nut clarity of leaving forbidden planet and checking how much you have left in your bank account is worse than anything else I have ever felt.

Saw a guy at a urinal have a full coughing fit without interrupting his stream or soaking the floor. The amount of coordination required to achieve that level of multitasking baffles me.

Hello bluesky gays!