Brian Hall
@tauycreek.bsky.social
Writer • Pseudo-educator • Amateur historian • Enthusiast
Loves old things, likes new things. Overthinking the Born Loser since 2008. Awkward silence punctuated by desperate attempts at wit.
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Loves old things, likes new things. Overthinking the Born Loser since 2008. Awkward silence punctuated by desperate attempts at wit.
About: https://www.tauycreek.com/p/about-the.html
Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' suicide
I've reached my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' suicide
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' suicide
I've reached my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' suicide
In no way does a sign like this need to be made with AI.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In no way does a sign like this need to be made with AI.
I still can't over the "I don't think you'll understand" comment. What's not to understand.
Congratulations to Brutus' unseen and unnamed sister we'll never hear about again. And welcome to the world, unseen and unnamed niece or nephew who we will also never hear about again.
Congratulations to Brutus' unseen and unnamed sister we'll never hear about again. And welcome to the world, unseen and unnamed niece or nephew who we will also never hear about again.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I still can't over the "I don't think you'll understand" comment. What's not to understand.
Congratulations to Brutus' unseen and unnamed sister we'll never hear about again. And welcome to the world, unseen and unnamed niece or nephew who we will also never hear about again.
Congratulations to Brutus' unseen and unnamed sister we'll never hear about again. And welcome to the world, unseen and unnamed niece or nephew who we will also never hear about again.
"I don't really care about Trump or Clinton. The Epstein files should be released so can prosecute and imprison those who need it. For a bunch of people who claim to want to protect children, you sure are doing a lot of protecting of the people who hurt children."
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"I don't really care about Trump or Clinton. The Epstein files should be released so can prosecute and imprison those who need it. For a bunch of people who claim to want to protect children, you sure are doing a lot of protecting of the people who hurt children."
Here's a two-fer for you. Brutus harasses a laborer, you have to order over easy eggs, it's the 1966 holiday party, and Veeblefester gives Veterans Day off?
Monday →http://www.tauycreek.com/2025/11/monday-quickies.html
Tuesday →http://www.tauycreek.com/2025/11/veterans-day-quickies.html
Monday →http://www.tauycreek.com/2025/11/monday-quickies.html
Tuesday →http://www.tauycreek.com/2025/11/veterans-day-quickies.html
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Here's a two-fer for you. Brutus harasses a laborer, you have to order over easy eggs, it's the 1966 holiday party, and Veeblefester gives Veterans Day off?
Monday →http://www.tauycreek.com/2025/11/monday-quickies.html
Tuesday →http://www.tauycreek.com/2025/11/veterans-day-quickies.html
Monday →http://www.tauycreek.com/2025/11/monday-quickies.html
Tuesday →http://www.tauycreek.com/2025/11/veterans-day-quickies.html
The last thing you see before you die...
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The last thing you see before you die...
Boy, you sure are lucky that you were able to retire with a full pension, some money saved up, and your full social security benefits, Uncle Ted! I won't have any of that when I'm older with the way things are going.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Boy, you sure are lucky that you were able to retire with a full pension, some money saved up, and your full social security benefits, Uncle Ted! I won't have any of that when I'm older with the way things are going.
I will always be one of the first to say "Don't take your job home with you." You aren't getting paid for that time. You deserve your downtime. You want slightly more of this? Pay me more.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I will always be one of the first to say "Don't take your job home with you." You aren't getting paid for that time. You deserve your downtime. You want slightly more of this? Pay me more.
Eye of newt is mustard seed and toe of frog is a bulbous buttercup so it's possible those are the secret ingredients. I don't know how a buttercup would make chili good--seems like a bay leaf situation or something.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Eye of newt is mustard seed and toe of frog is a bulbous buttercup so it's possible those are the secret ingredients. I don't know how a buttercup would make chili good--seems like a bay leaf situation or something.
"I'm Rancid Veeblefester and I'm gonna shoot down all your ideas so I feel better about myself!"
Veeblefester clearly gets off on abusing Brutus so Brutus should stop giving him ammunition.
Veeblefester clearly gets off on abusing Brutus so Brutus should stop giving him ammunition.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"I'm Rancid Veeblefester and I'm gonna shoot down all your ideas so I feel better about myself!"
Veeblefester clearly gets off on abusing Brutus so Brutus should stop giving him ammunition.
Veeblefester clearly gets off on abusing Brutus so Brutus should stop giving him ammunition.
no thoughts, only Kewpie
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
no thoughts, only Kewpie
This is actually a better plan than ruining one of your bed sheets and trick-or-treating for an hour trying to get candy. Just DoorDash or Instacart your candy if you run out, Gladys!
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is actually a better plan than ruining one of your bed sheets and trick-or-treating for an hour trying to get candy. Just DoorDash or Instacart your candy if you run out, Gladys!
Such an elaborate plan just to get more candy to give away.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Such an elaborate plan just to get more candy to give away.
You might think it's odd that Veeblefester is drinking from the watercooler, but that's water you pay for. Veeblefester would never drink tap, or commoner, water.
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You might think it's odd that Veeblefester is drinking from the watercooler, but that's water you pay for. Veeblefester would never drink tap, or commoner, water.
I don't care about Brutus and Gladys' marital woes. You're at work, now's not the time. I wonder if the watercooler and that printer (fax machine?) ever telepathically talk to each other about how insufferable Brutus is.
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I don't care about Brutus and Gladys' marital woes. You're at work, now's not the time. I wonder if the watercooler and that printer (fax machine?) ever telepathically talk to each other about how insufferable Brutus is.
Gee. Who do I want as mayor?🙄😒
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Gee. Who do I want as mayor?🙄😒
Hey, everybody! I! AM! BACK! Let's see what's going on in the Born Loserverse!
What the--?
All right. Well, we'll try again next week.
What the--?
All right. Well, we'll try again next week.
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hey, everybody! I! AM! BACK! Let's see what's going on in the Born Loserverse!
What the--?
All right. Well, we'll try again next week.
What the--?
All right. Well, we'll try again next week.
Is it me or are her hands roughly the same size as Trump's?
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is it me or are her hands roughly the same size as Trump's?
Katy and Sirius laid like this for at least five minutes...
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Katy and Sirius laid like this for at least five minutes...
I couldn't upload pictures so this post is slightly later than usual, but that doesn't matter because I post the link around 10PM (CT) anyway.
Is it Monday morning? What time do they wake up that they have time to shower and sit down to eat breakfast before going to work/starting the day?
Is it Monday morning? What time do they wake up that they have time to shower and sit down to eat breakfast before going to work/starting the day?
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I couldn't upload pictures so this post is slightly later than usual, but that doesn't matter because I post the link around 10PM (CT) anyway.
Is it Monday morning? What time do they wake up that they have time to shower and sit down to eat breakfast before going to work/starting the day?
Is it Monday morning? What time do they wake up that they have time to shower and sit down to eat breakfast before going to work/starting the day?
"Hey, Brutus, can we maybe, um, talk about something else other than me being old? I've think I've said as much as I can on that topic. You know that I was someone tasked with killing Castro, right? I was shipwrecked on an island for six months in 1986!"
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Hey, Brutus, can we maybe, um, talk about something else other than me being old? I've think I've said as much as I can on that topic. You know that I was someone tasked with killing Castro, right? I was shipwrecked on an island for six months in 1986!"
"Being able to run the streets like a pack of wild dogs! Curfew? You have to catch us first!"
What I miss most about the summer is having **time** to do things. All the time in the world.
What I miss most about the summer is having **time** to do things. All the time in the world.
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"Being able to run the streets like a pack of wild dogs! Curfew? You have to catch us first!"
What I miss most about the summer is having **time** to do things. All the time in the world.
What I miss most about the summer is having **time** to do things. All the time in the world.
This is how I feel. I'm doing great!! hahaha 👍
"Why can I get further up on the corporate ladder?" he asks as he just sits in his office(?) sipping on coffee while there seems to be no work within reach.
"Why can I get further up on the corporate ladder?" he asks as he just sits in his office(?) sipping on coffee while there seems to be no work within reach.
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is how I feel. I'm doing great!! hahaha 👍
"Why can I get further up on the corporate ladder?" he asks as he just sits in his office(?) sipping on coffee while there seems to be no work within reach.
"Why can I get further up on the corporate ladder?" he asks as he just sits in his office(?) sipping on coffee while there seems to be no work within reach.
I get that Brutus just can't "Ope, I have to back away and go do something else suddenly" when Veeblefester does this, but Brutus doesn't have to be so honest. Veeblefester doesn't want to hear the truth about him.
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I get that Brutus just can't "Ope, I have to back away and go do something else suddenly" when Veeblefester does this, but Brutus doesn't have to be so honest. Veeblefester doesn't want to hear the truth about him.