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taurusasaurus.bsky.social
@taurusasaurus.bsky.social
Mess with a bull, you get the horns
My mind went straight to Cheryl Hines omg
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
FloridaFats is epic! I’m using that from now on 😂😂😂😂😂
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
He still can’t get over the fact that he lost a court case in Scotland about proposed wind turbines in 2012. No one holds a grudge like this pig does.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
They administered an extra dose of asshole juice this morning. Big difference from the way he sounded yesterday. He could barely talk above a whisper.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hear me out. Maybe it’s not about the girls at all. More likely there’s overwhelming evidence of money laundering, pay for play etc.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The inflation rate was 3.0 when he took office. The inflation rate went down to 2.3 in April. It is now 3.0. Make it make sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My god this is 💯🎯
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Even he ain’t buying it 😆
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think they know something that we don’t as in they’ve seen his latest medical reports and know his days are numbered imho
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
THIS should be on the cover of Time magazine
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They’re gonna have to build another wing in the WH for all their awards!!
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM