Parsley Sage
@tattudeguywa.bsky.social
just a guy tryna be happy in an insane world.
It’s way over due for researchers to survey major sections of the US to determine just how many people fantasize about raping kids, watch it on video or in photos, have raped kids, or support leniency for people CAUGHT raping kids.
It feels like that covers the majority of people in this country.🤷🏻♂️
It feels like that covers the majority of people in this country.🤷🏻♂️
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s way over due for researchers to survey major sections of the US to determine just how many people fantasize about raping kids, watch it on video or in photos, have raped kids, or support leniency for people CAUGHT raping kids.
It feels like that covers the majority of people in this country.🤷🏻♂️
It feels like that covers the majority of people in this country.🤷🏻♂️
I’m telling people this is the rock band Blondie.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m telling people this is the rock band Blondie.
Gimme a single legitimate reason for this pardon.
Also, show me the list of any other presidents who pardoned pedos, drug traffickers, and fraudsters.
Also, show me the list of any other presidents who pardoned pedos, drug traffickers, and fraudsters.
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Gimme a single legitimate reason for this pardon.
Also, show me the list of any other presidents who pardoned pedos, drug traffickers, and fraudsters.
Also, show me the list of any other presidents who pardoned pedos, drug traffickers, and fraudsters.
and it's almost undetectable to the naked eye🤦♂️
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
and it's almost undetectable to the naked eye🤦♂️
When you’ve been home from university for Xmas break for 3 days and realize dad has checked your browser history
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When you’ve been home from university for Xmas break for 3 days and realize dad has checked your browser history
Journalists should read donald’s social media posts to him as if they’re quoting someone else and see if he recognizes any of it.
He hasn’t written any of those posts for years.
He hasn’t written any of those posts for years.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Journalists should read donald’s social media posts to him as if they’re quoting someone else and see if he recognizes any of it.
He hasn’t written any of those posts for years.
He hasn’t written any of those posts for years.
To make really good porn, remember to maintain a proper temperature on set.
It should be cool enough to make the actors’ nipples pop, but warm enough that nobody’s junk shrinks.
It should be cool enough to make the actors’ nipples pop, but warm enough that nobody’s junk shrinks.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
To make really good porn, remember to maintain a proper temperature on set.
It should be cool enough to make the actors’ nipples pop, but warm enough that nobody’s junk shrinks.
It should be cool enough to make the actors’ nipples pop, but warm enough that nobody’s junk shrinks.
this is a stupid person. she hasn't had an epiphany, she's just experiencing what she wants "other" people to experience and she doesn't like it.
she's stupid and awful.
but we'll accept her DEMOCRATIC vote any election she wants to vote for someone who will protect HER right to vote.
she's stupid and awful.
but we'll accept her DEMOCRATIC vote any election she wants to vote for someone who will protect HER right to vote.
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
this is a stupid person. she hasn't had an epiphany, she's just experiencing what she wants "other" people to experience and she doesn't like it.
she's stupid and awful.
but we'll accept her DEMOCRATIC vote any election she wants to vote for someone who will protect HER right to vote.
she's stupid and awful.
but we'll accept her DEMOCRATIC vote any election she wants to vote for someone who will protect HER right to vote.
The plan is for billionaires to automate everything, then eliminate the rest of humanity so they, the billionaires, can live their lives in luxury without the discomforting knowledge that poor people exist.
And when they eventually die, there’s nobody left to take their wealth and possessions.
And when they eventually die, there’s nobody left to take their wealth and possessions.
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The plan is for billionaires to automate everything, then eliminate the rest of humanity so they, the billionaires, can live their lives in luxury without the discomforting knowledge that poor people exist.
And when they eventually die, there’s nobody left to take their wealth and possessions.
And when they eventually die, there’s nobody left to take their wealth and possessions.
megan "do you know who my dad is?" mccain should sue eriKa
"do you know who my husband is?" KirK for stealing her schtick.
meanwhile, charlie the fake martyr's plastic surgery has healed and he's living his best gay life in West Hollywood getting railed by actual alpha males, 3 or 4 at a time.
"do you know who my husband is?" KirK for stealing her schtick.
meanwhile, charlie the fake martyr's plastic surgery has healed and he's living his best gay life in West Hollywood getting railed by actual alpha males, 3 or 4 at a time.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
megan "do you know who my dad is?" mccain should sue eriKa
"do you know who my husband is?" KirK for stealing her schtick.
meanwhile, charlie the fake martyr's plastic surgery has healed and he's living his best gay life in West Hollywood getting railed by actual alpha males, 3 or 4 at a time.
"do you know who my husband is?" KirK for stealing her schtick.
meanwhile, charlie the fake martyr's plastic surgery has healed and he's living his best gay life in West Hollywood getting railed by actual alpha males, 3 or 4 at a time.
honestly, I'd watch it.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
honestly, I'd watch it.
go ahead and enjoy all the Frankenstein monster movies you want.
just know that they will never get the monster's appearance right because he was literally so grotesque and alien, that human senses could do nothing but loathe him. he was innately repulsive.
just know that they will never get the monster's appearance right because he was literally so grotesque and alien, that human senses could do nothing but loathe him. he was innately repulsive.
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
go ahead and enjoy all the Frankenstein monster movies you want.
just know that they will never get the monster's appearance right because he was literally so grotesque and alien, that human senses could do nothing but loathe him. he was innately repulsive.
just know that they will never get the monster's appearance right because he was literally so grotesque and alien, that human senses could do nothing but loathe him. he was innately repulsive.
can't wait for the day when headlines without a real story stop being reported, especially coming from the orange turd.
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
can't wait for the day when headlines without a real story stop being reported, especially coming from the orange turd.
occasionally I look for a copy of Shock Treatment, the sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, to no avail.
however, quite by accident, I found it on the Internet Archive today.
will be watching it in a few days when I go to the casino.
fingers crossed, 'cause it's been panned A LOT.
however, quite by accident, I found it on the Internet Archive today.
will be watching it in a few days when I go to the casino.
fingers crossed, 'cause it's been panned A LOT.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
occasionally I look for a copy of Shock Treatment, the sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, to no avail.
however, quite by accident, I found it on the Internet Archive today.
will be watching it in a few days when I go to the casino.
fingers crossed, 'cause it's been panned A LOT.
however, quite by accident, I found it on the Internet Archive today.
will be watching it in a few days when I go to the casino.
fingers crossed, 'cause it's been panned A LOT.
with this and his laughing about AIDS, honestly, dementia was too good for him.
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
with this and his laughing about AIDS, honestly, dementia was too good for him.
at this point, they're just forcing us to jackoff.
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
at this point, they're just forcing us to jackoff.
donald's popularity, approval, and overall novelty is tanking so of course he manufactures an incident then blames immigrants.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
donald's popularity, approval, and overall novelty is tanking so of course he manufactures an incident then blames immigrants.
