While I hate the origins of Thanksgiving, it’s my favorite holiday (she’s says while baking 9 pies and dreaming of leftovers).

I’ve got 1 more day of work, 10 pies to bake, Thanksgiving with my sister, and then you won’t catch me out of my pjs for roughly 4 days.

My email account is like Hydra: delete one election email and 2 Black Friday emails take its place

Sometimes you grill in your driveway and the neighbors peak it their windows at you